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Jack Vettriano The Blue Gown

2009-05-12T22:59:00.000-07:00

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'What have you done with him?'
THEY'RE SAFE 'I didn't want to! The horse and the rat just turned up!'
RAT?
'Er . . . I think that's something that's going to happen.'
OH, YES. I REMEMBER. HMM. A HUMAN DOING MY JOB? TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE, OF COURSE, BUT WHY?
‘I think Albert knows something, but he changes the subject.'
Albert reappeared, carrying another cup and saucer. He plonked it down pointedly on Death's desk, with the air of one who is being put upon.FOR NOW. I'M GLAD IT'S OVER. HAVING PEOPLE AROUND WAS BEGINNING TO AFFECT MY JUDGEMENT. AH, ALBERT . . .Albert had appeared on the edge of the carpet, bearing a tea‑tray.ANOTHER CUP, IF YOU WOULD BE SO GOOD.Albert looked around, and totally failed to see Susan. If you could be invisible to Miss Butts, everyone else was easy.'If you say so, Master.'SO, said Death, when Albert had shuffled away, I HAVE GONE MISSING. AND YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE INHERITED THE FAMILY BUSINESS. YOU?

Gustave Courbet Marine

2009-05-11T23:31:00.000-07:00

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?' said Albert.
SQUEAK.
'She'll crack soon Death knew there should be things like bedside clocks. It had skulls and bones and the omega sign on it, and it didn't work. There were no working clocks in the house, except the special one in the hall. Any others got depressed and stopped, or unwound themselves all in one go.
Her room looked as though someone had moved out yesterday. There were hairbrushes on the dressing table, and a few odds and ends of make‑up. There was even a dressing‑gown on the back of the door. It had a rabbit on the pocket. The cosy effect would have been improved enough,' said Albert. 'Oh, yes. You can't be an immortal and a mortal at the same time, it'll tear you in half. I almost feels sorry for her.'SQUEAK, agreed the Death of Rats.'And that ain't the worst bit,' said Albert. 'You wait till her memory really starts working . . .SQUEAK.'You listen to me,' said Albert. 'You'd better start looking for him right away.'Susan awoke, and had no idea what time it was.There was a clock by the bedside, because

Henri Matisse The Painter's Family

2009-05-06T01:15:00.000-07:00

Henri Matisse The Painter's FamilyHenri Matisse The Blue WindowHenri Matisse Spanish Still LifeHenri Matisse Moroccan Landscape
opened the curtains. Sunlight poured in. Vimes groaned and sat up slowly in what remained of his bed.
'Good grief, man,' he mumbled. 'What sort of time d'you call this?'
'Almost nine in the morning, sir,' said the butler.
'Nine in the ?'
'I get nervous if people hold blades near my face,' said Vimes. 'But if you harness the horse and cart I'll try and get to the other end of the bathroom.'
'Very amusing, sir.'
Vimes had another bath, just for the novelty of it. He was aware from a general background noise that the mansion was busily humming towards W-hour. Lady Sybil was devoting to her wedding all the directness morning? What sort of time is that to get up? I don't normally get up until the afternoon's got the shine worn off!''But sir is not at work any more, sir.'Vimes looked down at the tangle of sheets and blankets. They were wrapped around Ms legs and knotted together. Then he remembered the dream.He'd been walking around the city.Well, maybe not so much a dream as a memory. After all, he walked the city every night. Some part of him wasn't giving up; some part of Vimes was learning to be a civilian, but an old part was marching, no, proceeding to a different beat. He'd thought the place seemed deserted and harder to walk through than usual.'Does sir wish me to shave him or will sir do it himself

William Bouguereau Jeune Bergere Debout

2009-05-03T23:53:00.000-07:00

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weren't digging down. We were digging up . . .'
Carrot sat and listened. He interrupted only twice.
'Shot at you?'
'Five time,' said Detritus, happily. 'Have to report damage to breastplate but not to backplate on account of fortunately my body got in way, saving valuable city property worth three dollars.'
Carrot listened to the part.
'What was it?'
'If we tell you, you say, stupid ethnic people, you pulling my leg off,' said Detritus.
'So you'd better come and see,' said Cuddy.
Sergeant Colon looked at the rest of the Watch.some more.'Sewers?' he said, eventually.'It's like the whole city, underground. We saw crowns and stuff carved on the walls.'Carrot's eyes sparkled. 'That means they must date right back to the days when we had kings! And then when we kept on rebuilding the city we forgot they were down there . . .''Um. That's not all that's down there,' said Cuddy. 'We . . . found something.''Oh?''Something bad.''You won't like it at all,' said Detritus. 'Bad, bad, bad. Even worse.''We thought it would be best to leave it there,' said Cuddy, 'on account of it being Evidence. But you ought to see it.''It's going to upset everything,' said the troll, warming

Frida Kahlo Self Portrait with Loose Hair

2009-04-28T22:58:00.000-07:00

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entered. She was a small fat woman, but made up for her lack of height by wearing a huge black hat; not the pointy witch variety, but one covered with stuffed birds, wax fruit and other assorted decorative items, all painted black. Angua quite liked her. The rooms were rates were cheap, and Mrs Cake had a very understanding approach to people who lived slightly . I can't be having with that sort of thing, people messing up the hallways, waving torches and stuff.'
'I think I know who it is,' said Angua. 'I'll see to it.'
She tucked in her shirt.
'Pull the door to if you go out,' Mrs Cake called after her as she went out into the hall. 'Oi'm just off to change the dirt in Mr Winkins' coffin, on account of his back giving him troubleunusual lives and had, for. example, an aversion to garlic. Her daughter was a werewolf and she knew all about the need for ground floor windows and doors with long handles that a paw could operate.'He's got chainmail on,' said Mrs Cake. She was holding a bucket of gravel in either hand. 'He's got soap in his ears, too.''Oh. Er. Right.''Oi can tell 'im to bugger off if you like,' said Mrs Cake. 'That's what I allus does if the wrong sort comes round.Especially if they've got a stake

Jean Francois Millet The Angelus

2009-04-27T23:58:00.000-07:00

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climbed down again.
'You like gargoyles, don't you, captain,' said Carrot, as they strolled away.
'Yep. They may only be a kind of troll but they keep themselves to themselves and seldom go below the first floor and don't commit crimes anyone ever finds out about. My type of people.'
He unfolded very hard to imprison.
He had, however, surmised that an hour's exercise every day was essential for a healthy appetite and proper bowel movements, and was currently sitting on a machine of his own invention.
It consisted of a saddle above a pair of treadles which turned, by means of a chain, a large wooden wheel currently held off the ground on a metal stand. Another, freewheeling, wooden wheel was positioned in front of the saddle and could be turned by means of a tiller arrangement. He'd fitted the extra wheel and tiller the strip.It was a collar or, at least, what remained of a collar – it was burnt at both ends. The word 'Chubby' was just readable through the soot.'The devils!' said Vimes. 'They did blow up a dragon!' The most dangerous man in the world should be introduced.He has never, in his entire life, harmed a living creature. He has dissected a few, but only after they were had marvelled at how well they'd been put together considering it had been done by unskilled labour. For several years he hadn't moved outside a large, airy room, but this was OK, because he spent most of his time inside his own head in any case. There's a certain type of person it's

Pop art chuck berry on pink

2009-04-26T23:10:00.000-07:00

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Don’t have to act, can do it automatic,” said Nanny. “Acting half my age . . . now that’s the difficult trick. Anyway, you didn’t answer me.”
To the surprise of Nanny, and of Ridcully, and possibly even of Granny Weatherwax herself, she slipped her arm around Ridcully’s arm.
“Mr. Ridcullyvolunteered.
“Maybe old times. Maybe other times.”
The unicorn reached the forest, and galloped onward.
The waters of the Lancre gushed below. No one crossed the same water twice, even on a bridge.
Ridcully dropped a pebble. It went plunk. and I are going to have a stroll down to the bridge.”“We are?” said Ridcully512LORDS fiHQ LftQfEQ“Oh, that’s nice.”“Gytha Ogg, if you keep on looking at me like that Ishall give you a right ding around the ear.”“Sorry, Esme,” said Nanny.“Good.”“I expect you want to talk about old times,” Nanny

Edward Hopper Lighthouse Hill

2009-04-24T00:59:00.000-07:00

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sword. You tried to stick it into the enemy by a vigorous arm motion, and the enemy tried to stop you. She was a little uncertain about what happened next. She hoped you were allowed another go.
She was also having doubts about her armor. The helmet and the breastplate were OK, but the rest of it was chain-mail. And, as Shawn Ogg knew, chain-mail from the point of view of an arrow can be thought of as a series of loosely connected holes.
The rage was still Lankin, and you will curtsy when you talk to me.”
The tone suggested that there was absolutely no possibil-ity that she would disobey She felt her muscles strain to comply.
Queen Ynci wouldn’t have obeyed ...
“I happen to be practically the queen,” she said.there, the pure fury still gripped her at the core. But there was no getting away from the fact that the heart it gripped was surrounded by the rest of Magrat Garlick, spinster of this parish and likely to remain so.There were no elves visible in the town, but she could see where they had been. Doors hung off their hinges. The place looked as though it had been visited by Genghiz Cohen.Now she was on the track that led to the stones. It was wider than it had been; the horses and carriages had churned it on the way up, and the fleeing people had turned it into a mire on the way down.She knew she was being watched, and it almost came as a relief when three elves stepped out from under the trees before she’d even lost sight of the castle.The middle one grinned.“Good evening, girl,” it said. “My name is Lord

Jean-Honore Fragonard le jour

2009-04-23T00:21:00.001-07:00

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“I remember once when we were in these woods you let
me—“
“Shut up.”
Granny “Maybe you’ve got your mind on other things,” said Ridcully, not quite giving up hope.
“Course I’ve got my mind on other things, with you falling over all the time and gabbling a lot of nonsense,” said Granny. “If Mr. Cleverdick Wizard hadn’t wanted to dredge up things that never existed in the first place I wouldn’t be here, I’d be in the center of things, knowing what’s going on.” She clenched her fists.Weatherwax sat down on a stump.“We’re being mazed,” she said. “Someone’s playing tricks on us.”“I remember a story once,” said Ridcully, “where these two children were lost in the woods and a lot of birds came and covered them with leaves.” Hope showed in his voice like a toe peeking out from under a crinoline.“Yes, that’s just the sort of bloody stupid thing a bird would think of,” said Granny. She rubbed her head.“She’s doing it,” she said. “It’s an elvish trick. Leading217Terry Pratchetttravelers astray. She’s mucking up my head. My actual head. Oh, she’s good. Making us go where she wants. Making us go round in circles. Doing it to me.”

Albert Moore Garden

2009-04-21T23:23:00.001-07:00

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Magrat thought: he was much nicer when he was a man with silver bells on his hat and slept every night on the floor in front of his master’s door. I could talk to him then . . .
Verence clapped his hands together.
“Well, that’s about it, then. Busy day tomorrow, what with all the guests coming and everything.”
“Yes. It’s going to be a long day.”
“Very nearly the longest day. Haha.”
“Yes.”very primitive.”
Magrat looked at the fire. Their wifery wasn’t up to much either, she thought.
“So we’d better be off to bed, then, do you think?”
“I suppose so.”
Verence took down two silver candlesticks, and lit the candles with“I expect they’ve put warming pans in our beds.”“Has Shawn got the hang of it now?”“I hope so. I can’t afford any more mattresses.”It was a great hall. Shadows piled up in the corners, clustered at either end.“I suppose,” said Magrat, very slowly, as they stared at the fire, “they haven’t really had many books here in Lancre. Up until now.”“Literacy is a great thing.”“They got along without them, I suppose.”Terry Pratchett“Yes, but not properly. Their husbandry is really

Vincent van Gogh Road with Cypresses

2009-04-20T00:30:00.001-07:00

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they might—if they knew how—mark such a spot with certain stones.
In the hope that enough daft buggers would take it as a warning, and keep away.
“Well, what’d you think?” said Granny, as the witches hur-ried home.
“The little fat quiet one’s got a bit of natural talent,” said Nanny Ogg. “I could feel it. The rest of ‘em are just along for the excitement, to my mind. Playing at witches. You know, ooh-jar boards and cards and wearing black lace gloves with no fingers to ‘em and paddlin’ with the occult.”
“I don’t hold with
“Oh, yeah. Made my hair stand on end.”
“Someone gave it to her, and I know who. Just a slip of a
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gel with a head full of wet ideas out of books, and suddenly she’s got the power and don’t paddlin’ with the occult,” said Granny firmly. “Once you start paddlin’ with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you’re believing in gods. And then you’re in trouble.”“But all them things exist,” said Nanny Ogg.“That’s no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages ‘em.”Granny Weatherwax slowed to a walk.“What about her?” she said.“What exactly about her do you mean?”l “You felt the power there?”

Mark Spain Dance I

2009-04-17T00:30:00.000-07:00

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Brutha's body toppled forward almost gracefully, smacking into the table. The bowl overturned, and 'gruel dripped down on to the floor.
And then Brutha stood up, without a second glance at his corpse.
"Hah. I wasn't expecting you," he said.
Death stopped leaning against the wall.
HOW FORTUNATE YOU WERE.
"But there's still such a lot to be done . . ."
YES. THERE ALWAYS IS.
Brutha Death grinned and stepped aside.
What Brutha had thought vas a rock in the sand was a hunched figure, sitting clutching its knees. It looked paralyzed with fear.
He stared.
"Vorbis?" he said.followed the gaunt figure through the wall where, instead of the privy that occupied the far side in normal space, there was . . .. . . black sand.The light was brilliant, crystalline, in a black sky filled with stars."Ah. There really is a desert. Does everyone get this?" said Brutha.WHO KNOWS?"And what is at the end of the desert?"JUDGEMENT.Brutha considered this."Which end?"
He looked at Death.

Pablo Picasso Les Demoiselles dAvignon

2009-04-16T00:28:00.000-07:00

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Busy today," said Brutha, hardly thinking about it.
"Time of the Prophet, see," said Dhblah, "when the Great God is manifest in the world. And if you think it's busy now, you won't be few acres of well-irrigated land, funnily enough. Perhaps I ought to buy now, ahead of the crowd?"
"Can't see any harm in it, Mr. Dhblah."
Dhblah sidled closer. This was not hard. Dhblah sidled everywhere. Crabs thought he walked sideways.
"Funny thing," he said. "I mean . . . Vorbis?"able to swing a goat here in a few days' time.""What happens then?""You all right? You look a bit peaky.""What happens then?""The Laws. You know. The Book of Vorbis? I suppose-” Dhblah leaned toward Brutha-"you wouldn't have a hint, would you? I suppose the Great God didn't happen to say anything of benefit to the convenience food industry?""I don't know. I think he'd like people to grow more lettuce.""Really?""It's only a guess."Dhblah grinned evilly. "Ah, yes, but it's your guess. A nod's as good as a poke with a sharp stick to a deaf camel, as they say. I know where I can get my hands on a

Edward Hopper Morning in a City

2009-04-15T00:09:00.000-07:00

Edward Hopper Morning in a CityEdward Hopper High NoonEdward Hopper Four Lane Road
it been like this back in the first days? It must have been. It was all so hazy now. He couldn't remember the thoughts he'd had then, just the shape of the thoughts. Everything had been highly colored, everything had been growing every day-he had been growing every day; thoughts and the mind that was thinking them were developing at lot about fighting, but serious professional soldiers think a lot more about food and a warm place to sleep, because these are two things that are generally hard to get, whereas fighting tends to turn up all the time.
There was a bowl of fruit in Brutha's cell, and a plate of cold meat. But first things the same speed. Easy to forget things from those times. It was like a fire trying to remember the shape of its flames. But the feeling-he could remember that.He wasn't doing anything to Brutha. Brutha was doing it to himself. Brutha was beginning to think in godly ways. Brutha was starting to become a prophet.Om wished he had someone to talk to. Someone who understood.This was Ephebe, wasn't it? Where people made a living trying to understand? The Omnians were to be housed in little rooms around a central courtyard. There was a fountain in the middle, in a very small grove of sweet-smelling pine trees. The soldiers nudged one another. People think that professional soldiers think a

Henri Matisse The Window

2009-04-13T23:09:00.001-07:00

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an automatic prod with the other foot .
". . . my wife, who is sick with the . . ."
"Right!"
Kick
". . , make clean the well in our village, which is foul with . . ."
"You got itSo much of animal life is the recognition of pattern, the shapes of hunter and hunted. To the casual eye the forest is, well, just forest; to the eye of the dove it is so much unimportant fuzzy green background to the hawk which you did not notice on the branch of a tree. To the tiny dot of the hunting buzzard in the heights, the whole panorama of the world is just a fog compared to the scurrying prey in the grass.
From his perch on the Horns themselves, the eagle leapt into the sky.!"Kick". . . every year the locusts come, and . . .""I promise, only . . . !"Kick". . . lost upon the seas these five months . . ."". . . stop kicking me!"The tortoise landed, right side up, in a brief, clear space.Visible . . .

Unknown Artist Bruce Lee

2009-04-13T00:38:00.000-07:00

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they ploughed relentlessly forward. Behind them pressed the great mass of cows and their calves, skimming over land it was obvious to the onlookers that whoever was going to stop this would need more than a couple of pounds of rock salt and a shovel.
'Go on, then,' said Conina, 'explain. I think you'd better shout.
Nijel looked distractedly at the herd.
'I think I can see some figures,' said Creosote helpfully. 'Look, on top of the leading ... things.'already ground down to the bedrock by the leaders.They bore as much resemblance to the familiar glaciers the world thought it knew as a lion dozing in the shade bears to three hundred pounds of wickedly coordinated muscle bounding towards you with its mouth open.'... and ... and ... when you went to the window,' Nijel's mouth, lacking any further input from his brain, ran down.Moving, jostling ice packed the plain, roaring forward under a great cloud of clammy steam. The ground shook as the leaders passed below, and

Claude Monet Monet's Garden at argenteuil

2009-04-10T00:29:00.000-07:00

Claude Monet Monet's Garden at argenteuilPaul Gauguin Woman with a FlowerPaul Gauguin The Seed of Areoi
Here is what it looked like.
It looked like a piano sounds shortly after being dropped down a well. It tasted yellow, and felt Paisley. It smelled like awas a column of octarine light that creaked loudly as they poured their power into it. At its base stood Abrim, the octarine gems on the hat blazing so brightly that they looked more like holes cut through into a different universe where, in defiance of probability, they had come out inside a sun.
The vizier stood with his hands out, fingers splayed, eyes shut, mouth a thin line of concentration, balancing the forces. Usually a wizard could control power only to the extent of his total eclipse of the moon. Of course, nearer to the tower it got really weird.Expecting anything unprotected to survive in that would be like expecting snow on a supernova. Fortunately the Luggage didn't know this, and slid through the maelstrom with raw magic crystallising on its lid and hinges. It was in a foul mood but, again, there was nothing very unusual about this, except that the crackling fury earthing itself spectacularly all over the Luggage in a multi-coloured corona gave it the appearance of an early and very angry amphibian crawling out of a burning swamp.It was hot and stuffy inside the tower. There were no internal floors, just a series of walkways around the walls. They were lined with wizards, and the central space

Leroy Neiman Mardi Gras Parade

2009-04-08T23:27:00.000-07:00

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'Isn't there some sort of formal ceremony?' he said.
Carding coughed.
'I-er, no,' he said.eerily until it pointed towards him. Once again Coin seemed to be listening to an inner voice.
'No,' he said eventually, and when he spoke next his voice had that wide, echoing quality that, if you are not a wizard, you can only achieve with a lot of very expensive audio equipment. 'There will be a ceremony. There must be a ceremony, people must understand that wizards are ruling, but it will not be here. I will select a place. And all the wizards who have passed through these gates will attend, is that understood?'
'Some of them live far off,' said Carding, carefully. 'It will take them some time to travel, so when 'No, I don't think so.' He glanced up at the other senior mages, who shook their heads. 'No. We've never had one. Apart from the feast, of course. Er. You see, it's not like a coronation, the Archchancellor, you see, he leads the fraternity of wizards, he's,' Carding's voice ran down slowly in the light of that golden gaze, 'he's you see ... he's the ... first ...among ... equals ...'He stepped back hurriedly as the staff moved

Leonardo da Vinci Mona Lisa Smile

2009-04-08T01:36:00.000-07:00

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'Take him out and throw him in the street,' said Spelter. The porters, big solid serious men, nodded. They gripped the boy's pipestem arms with hands like banana bunches.
'Your father will looking rather like a small captive balloon that had for some reason been draped in blue velvet and vermine; between them, the wizards averaged out as two normal-sized men.
Unfortunately, Billias was the type of person who prided himself on being good with children. He bent down as far as his dinner would allow and thrust a whiskery red face towards the boy.
'What's the matter, lad?' he said.
'This child had forced his way into here becausehear of this,' said Spelter severely.'He already has,' said the boy. He glanced up at the two men and shrugged.'What's going on here?'Spelter turned to see Skarmer Billias, head of the Order of the Silver Star. Whereas Spelter tended towards the wiry, Billias was expansive,

Paul Cezanne Still Life with a Skull

2009-04-06T00:36:00.000-07:00

Paul Cezanne Still Life with a SkullPaul Cezanne Jas de Bouffan the PoolPaul Cezanne House of Pere Lacroix
scrambled up in time to see Arthur hanging grimly on to the handle of the other trolley as the two of them whirred around in a mad centrifugal waltz.
‘Let go! Let go!’ Doreen screamed.
‘I can’t! I can’t!’
‘Well, do wall. The words “Better late than nev” ended in a desperate streak of paint.
‘Show him a wall and a paint pot and he doesn’t know what world he’s in,’ said Doreen.
‘He’s only got a choice of two,’ said Windle, throwing the trolley wheels across the floor. ‘Lupine, keep a look-out in case there’s any more.’ The wheels had been sharp, like ice skates. He was definitely feeling tattered around the legs. Now, how did healing go? Reg Shoe was helped into a sitting position.
‘What’s happening?’ he said.’No-one else wassomething!’There was a pop of inrushing air. The trolley was suddenly not straining against the weight of a middle-aged wholesale, fruit and vegetable entrepreneur but only against a small terrified bat. It rocketed into a marble pillar, bounced off, hit a wall and landed on its back, wheels spinning. ‘The wheels!’ shouted Ludmilla.’Pull the wheels off!’‘I’ll do that,’ said Windle.’You help Reg.’‘Is that Reg down there?’ said Doreen.Windle jerked his thumb towards the distant

Paul Gauguin Yellow Christ

2009-04-02T23:34:00.000-07:00

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a wizard, yoysee -‘
‘All right, but see you wipes your feet.’
‘May I come in?’
Windle Poons paused. He replayed the last few lines of conversation in the clicking control room of his brain. And then he smiled. ‘That’s right, ‘ said Mrs Cake.
‘Are you by any chance a natural clairvoyant?’
‘About ten seconds usually, Mr Poons.’
Windle hesitated.
‘You gotta ask the question,’ said Mrs Cake quickly. ‘I gets a migraine if people goes and viciously not asks ‘And you’d like a cup of tea,’ said Mrs Cake to Windle. Someone else might have said ‘I expect you’d like a cup of tea’, or ‘Do you want a cup of tea?’ But this was a statement.questions after I’ve already foreseen ‘em and answered ‘em.’‘How far into the future can you see, Mrs Cake?’She nodded.‘Roight, then,’ she said, apparently mollified, and led the way through the hall into a tiny sitting-room.‘And the bogey can come in, only he’s got to leave ‘is door outside and go in the cellar. I don’t hold with bogeys wanderin’ around the house.’‘Gosh, it’s ages since I’ve been in a proper cellar,’ said Schleppel.‘It’s got spiders in it,’ said Mrs Cake.‘Wow!’
‘Yes, please, ‘ said Windle. ‘I ‘d love a cup of tea.’

Thomas Kinkade CHRISTMAS MEMORIES

2009-04-02T00:45:00.000-07:00

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people in a funny way.’ They stepped through the wicket gate in one of the big doors and the Dean shut it in Mrs Cake’s face.
‘He might not come,’ said the Senior Wrangler, as they crossed the quadrangle. ‘He didn’t come for poor old Windle’s farewell party.’
‘He’ll metallic noises.
The atmosphere in the Archchancellor’s study was very cold.
Eventually the Bursar quavered: ‘Maybe he’s busy?’
‘Shut up,’ said the wizards, in unison.
Something was happening. The floor inside the chalked magic octogram was going white with frost.
‘It’s never done that before,’ said the Senior Wrangler.
‘This is all wrong, you know,’ said the Dean. ‘We should have some come for the Rite,’ said Ridcully.’It doesn’t just send him an invitation, it puts a bloody RSVP on‘Oh, good. I like sherry,’ said the Bursar.‘Shut up, Bursar.’ There was an alley, somewhere in the Shades, which was the most alley-ridden part of an alley-ridden city.Something small and shiny rolled into it, and vanished in the darkness.After a while, there were faint

Guido Reni The Coronation of the Virgin

2009-04-01T00:27:00.000-07:00

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football team for the big city game on Hogswatchday.
Intellectually, Ridcully maintained his position for two reasons. One was that he never, ever, changed his mind about anything. The other was that it took him several minutes to understand any new idea put to him, and this is a very valuable trait in a leader, because anything anyone is still trying to explain to you after two minutes is this. There’s been a mistake somewhere.
He felt a cool breeze on his face and realised he’d tottered out into the open air. Ahead of him were the University’s gates, locked shut. Suddenly Windle Poons felt acutely claustrophobic.
He’d waited years to die, and now he had, and here he was stuck in this -
this mausoleum with a lot of daft old men, where he’d have to spend the rest probably important and anything they give up after a mere minute or so is almost certainly something they shouldn’t have been bothering you with in the first place. There seemed to be more Mustrum Ridcully than one body could reasonably contain.Plop. Plop.In the dark cupboard in the cellar, a whole shelf was already full.There was exactly as much Windle Poons as one body could contain, and he steered it carefully along the corridors.I never expected this, he thought. I don’t deserve

Leonardo da Vinci Head of Christ

2009-03-31T00:38:00.000-07:00

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Where to?’
‘To the back of the queue!’
‘But we’re wizards! Wizards never stand in line for anything!’
‘We’re honest merchants, remember?’ said the Chair. He glanced at the nearest click‑goers, who were giving them odd looks. ‘We’re honest merchants,’ he repeated loudly.
He nudged the Dean. ‘Go on,’ he hissed.
‘Go on what?’
‘suddenly surrounded by a desperately‑pushing crowd.
‘I say, there is a queue, you know,’ said the Honest Merchant in Recent Runes diffidently, as he was shoved aside.
The Dean grabbed the shoulder of a boy who was ferociously elbowing him aside.
‘What is going on, young man?’ he demanded.Go on and say something merchanty.’‘What sort of thing is that?’ said the Dean, mystified.‘Say something! Everyone’s looking at us!’‘Oh.’ The Dean’s face creased in panic, and then salvation dawned. ‘Lovely apples,’ he said. ‘Get them while they’re hot. They’re luvverly . . . Will this do?’‘I suppose so. Now let’s go to the end–‘There was a commotion at the other end of the street. People surged forward. The queue broke ranks and charged. The honest merchants were
‘They’re a‑coming!’ shouted the boy.

Mary Magdalene in the Desert

2009-03-30T00:10:00.000-07:00

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sound, well, very complicated for such a long click. People sort of falling in love while a civil war is going on in the background . . . I don’t see how you can make much of a picture out of that.’
There was another troubled silence. A couple of people near Victor moved away. Dibbler was staring at him.
Victor could‘Of there not being chariot races, am I right?’ said Dibbler, in soapy tones containing the razor blade of menace. Soll sagged.
‘Since you put it like that, Uncle,’ he said, ‘you’re right.’ hear, coming from under his chair, an almost inaudible little voice. ‘ . . . oh, of course, there’s always a part for Laddie . . . woes he got that I haven’t got, that’s wot I’d like to . . . ‘ Dibbler was still staring fixedly at Victor. Then he said, ‘You’re right. You’re right. Victor’s right. Why didn’t anyone else spot it?’ ‘That’s just what I was thinking, Uncle,’ said Soll hurriedly. ‘We need to flesh it out a bit.’ Dibbler waved his cigar vaguely. ‘We can think up some more stuff as we go, no problem. Like . . . like . . . how about a chariot race? People always like a chariot race. It’s gripping. Will he fall out, will the wheels come off? Yeah. A chariot race.’ ‘I’ve, er, been reading a bit about the Civil War,’ said Soll cautiously, ‘and I don’t think there’s any mention of–’

Thomas Kinkade Pools of Serenity

2009-03-26T23:42:00.000-07:00

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thought you had names in your own language,’ said Victor. ‘You know, like "Mighty Paws" or - or "Speedy Hunter". Or something.’
He smiled encouragingly.
The others gave him a long blank stare.
‘He readsits ears.
‘Now look, pal–’ it began.
‘Y’know,’ said Gaspode cheerfully, in an attempt to revive the conversation, ‘I heard there’s this legend where the first two people in the world named all the animals. Makes you fink, don’t it.’
Victor pulled out the book to cover his embarrassment. Chanting and lighting fires. Three books,’ explained Gaspode. ‘See, the thing is,’ he added, scratching himself vigorously, ‘animals don’t normally bother with names. I mean, we know who we are.’ ‘Mind you, I like "Speedy Hunter",’ said the mouse. ‘I was thinking that’s more a cat’s name,’ said Victor, starting to sweat. ‘Mice have friendly little names, like – like Squeak.’ ‘Squeak?’ said the mouse, coldly. The rabbit grinned. ‘And, and I always thought rabbits were called Flopsy. Or Mr Thumpy,’ Victor gabbled. The rabbit stopped grinning and twitched

Edward Hopper Morning in a City

2009-03-25T20:49:00.000-07:00

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It was still midnight. A full moon glided above the smoke and fumes of Ankh-Morpork, thankful that several thousand miles of sky lay between it and them.
The Alchemists’ Guildhall was new. It was always new. It had been explosively demolished and rebuilt four times in theIt went clickaclickaclickaclicka . . . click.
It went on for several minutes, to a background of cheers. And then a voice said:
‘That’s all, folks.’ last two years, on the last occasion without a lecture and demonstration room in the hope that this might be a helpful move. On this night a number of muffled figures entered the building in a surreptitious fashion. After a few minutes the lights in a window on the top floor dimmed and went out. Well, nearly out. Something was happening up there. A strange flickering filled the window, very briefly. It was followed by a ragged cheering. And there was a noise. Not a bang this time, but a strange mechanical purring, like a happy cat at the bottom of a tin drum.

Vincent van Gogh The Yellow House

2009-03-24T01:06:00.001-07:00

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the feeling of omnipotence, the very strong sensation that while he didn't actually know everything, he would do soon and had done once.
It had been like this back in Ankh, when the divinity had hooked him. But that had been just a flicker. Now it had the solid from Teppic like ripples.
But I never wanted this! I just wanted to help people live more happily, with plumbing. I wanted something done about rundown inner-city areas. I just wanted to put them at their ease, and ask them how they enjoyed their lives. I thought schools might be a good idea, so they wouldn't fall down and worship someone just because he's got green feet.
And I wanted to do something about the architecture... As the light drained power of real belief behind it. He looked down at a rustling below him, and saw green shoots springing out of the dry sand around his feet. Bloody hell, he thought. I really am a god. This could be very embarrassing. He shouldered his way through the press of people until he reached the riverbank and stood there in a thickening clump of corn. As the crowd caught on, those nearest fell to their knees, and a circle of reverentially collapsing people spread out

Edgar Degas At the Races

2009-03-20T23:33:00.000-07:00

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'You don't get more royal than them, then. You'd need a new word,' said IIa. We're nearly royal in that case.'
'You don't understand business, my son. You think it's all book-keeping. Well, it isn't.'
'It's a question of mass. And the power to weight ratio.' They both glared at Ptaclusp IIb, who was sitting staring at the sketches. the plans, and then got in ten thousand lads on time-and-a-half and double bubble at weekends. They just had to pile the stuff up. You didn't have to be cosmic about it.
Descendants! The gods had seen fit to give him one son who charged you for the amount of breath expended in saying 'Good morning', and another one who worshipped geometry and stayed up all night designing aqueducts. You scrimped and saved to send them to the best schools, and then they went and paid you back by getting educated.
'What are you talking about?' he snapped.He was turning his stylus over and over in his hands, which were trembling with barely-suppressed excitement. 'We'll have to use granite for the lower slopes,' he said, talking to himself, 'the limestone wouldn't take it. Not with all the power flows. Which will be, whooeee, they'll be big. I mean we're not talking razor blades here. This thing could put an edge on a rolling pin.' Ptaclusp rolled his eyes. He was only one generation into a dynasty and already it was trouble. One son a born accountant, the other in love with this new-fangled cosmic engineering. There hadn't been any such thing when he was a lad, there was just architecture. You drew

Salvador Dali Living Still Life

2009-03-18T23:22:00.000-07:00

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cannot do it!' said Wimsloe. 'I will be seen! Down there in the hall, someone watches!'
'There is no-one!'
'I feel the stare!'
'Dithering security. It was just a dream, and when I awoke, he'd be alive tomorrow. And tomorrow it wouldn't have happened because it was not done. And tomorrow you can say I did not know. And tomorrow you can say I had no recollection. What a noise he made in falling! Enough to wake the dead . . . who would have thought he had so much blood in him? . . .' By now he had idiot! Must I put it in for you? See, his foot is upon the top stair!'Wimsloe's face contorted with fear and uncertainty. He drew back his hand.'No!'The scream came from the audience. The duke was half-risen from his seat, his tortured knuckles at his mouth. As they watched he lurched forward between the shocked people.'No! I did not do it! It was not like that! You cannot say it was like that! You were not there!' He stared at the upturned faces around him, and sagged.'Nor was I,' he giggled. 'I was asleep at the time, you know. I remember it quite well. There was blood on the counterpane, there was blood on the floor, I could not wash off the blood, but these are not proper subjects for the inquiry. I cannot allow the discussion of national

Leroy Neiman Lady Liberty

2009-03-17T22:12:00.000-07:00

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drank it, didn't I,' said Nanny. 'Sitting around up there at my age. Our Jason would have a fit.'
Granny gritted her teeth. 'Well, let's have the power,' she said. 'I'm running out of up. Amazing how—'
Granny's voice ended in a scream as; without any warning at all, her broomstick pinwheeled sharply across the clouds and dropped from sight.

The Fool and Magrat sat on a log on a small outcrop that looked out across the forest. The lights of Lancre town were inas brave as standing up to the old boy must have been quite outside his nature. The sound of two suits of bells shaken in anger still haunted his memory, which was full enough of bad scenes as it was.
'Still,' said Magrat, her voice higher than usual and with a vibrato of uncertainty, 'it must be a happy life. Making people laugh, I mean.' fact not very far away, but neither of them had suggested leaving.The air between them crackled with unspoken thoughts and wild surmisings.'You've been a Fool long?' said Magrat, politely. She blushed in the darkness. In that atmosphere it sounded the most impolite of questions.'All my life,' said the Fool bitterly. 'I cut my teeth on a set of bells.''I suppose it gets handed on, from father to son?' said Magrat.'I never saw much of my father. He went off to be Fool for the Lords of Quirm when I was small,' said the Fool. 'Had a row with my grandad. He comes back from time to time, to see my mam.''That's terrible.'There was a sad jingle as the Fool shrugged. He vaguely recalled his father as a short, friendly little man, with eyes like a couple of oysters. Doing something

Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres Ingres Venus Anadyomene

2009-03-16T23:17:00.000-07:00

Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres Ingres Venus AnadyomenePeter Paul Rubens Cimon and PeroPeter Paul Rubens The Straw HatPeter Paul Rubens Duke of LermaJohn William Godward Dolce far niente
'They've been saying that, have they?'
'Yes, m'm.'
'Well, your mam does upset people sometimes.'
Shawn hopped from one leg to another.
'Yes, m'm, but they says terrible things about you, m'm, savin' your presence, m'm.'
Granny stiffened.
'What things?'
'Don't like to say, m'm.'
'What things?'
Shawn She stood up, took her pointed hat from its hook behind the door and, glaring into the mirror, skewered it in place with a number of ferocious hatpins. They slid on one by one by one, as unstoppable as the wrath of God.
She vanished into the outhouse for a moment and came back with her witch's cloak, which served as a blanket for sick goats when not otherwise employed.considered his next move. There weren't many choices.'A lot of things what aren't true, m'm,' he said, establishing his credentials as early as possible. 'All sorts of things. Like, old Verence was a bad king and you helped him on the throne, and you caused that bad winter the other year, and old Norbut's cow dint give no milk after you looked at it. Lot of lies, m'm,' he added, loyally.'Right,' said Granny.She shut the door in his panting face, stood in thought for a moment, and retired to her rocking chair.Eventually she said, once more, 'Right.'A little later she added, 'She's a daft old besom, but we can't have people going round doing things to witches. Once you've lost your respect, you ain't got a thing. I don't remember looking at old Norbut's cow. Who's old Norbut?'

Leonardo da Vinci Lady With An Ermine

2009-03-15T22:13:00.000-07:00

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took him a mere twenty seconds to learn that, to the great many things a ghost cannot do, should be added the mounting of a horse. He did succeed in getting into the saddle, or at least in straddling the air just above it, but when the 'Can you tell by the pricking of your thumbs?' said Magrat earnestly. Magrat had learned a lot about witchcraft from books.
'The pricking of my ears,' said Granny. She raised her eyebrows at Nanny Ogg. Old Goodie Whemper had been an excellent witch in her way, but far too fanciful. Too many flowers and romantic notions and such.
The occasional flash of lightning showed the moorland stretching down to the forest, but the rain horse finally bolted, terrified beyond belief by the mysterious things happening behind its ears, Verence was left sitting astride five feet of fresh air.He tried to run, and got about as far as the gateway before the air around him thickened to the consistency of tar.'You can't,' said a sad, old voice behind him. 'You have to stay where you were killed. That's what haunting means. Take it from me. I know.' Granny Weatherwax paused with a second scone halfway to her mouth.'Something comes,' she said.

Andy Warhol Page from Lips Book

2009-03-12T22:31:00.000-07:00

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MIGHT STROLL AROUND A BIT, he said mysteriously. I DON'T SEEM TO FEEL QUITE RIGHT. I COULD DO WITH THE FRESH AIR. He seemed to remember something, reached into the mysterious shadows of his cloak, and pulled out three hourglasses. ALL STRAIGHTFORWARD, he said. ENJOY YOURSELF.
He turned and but Binky was like riding a pillow. As an afterthought, drunk with delegated authority, he pulled Death's riding cloak out of its saddlebag and fastened it by its silver brooch.
He took another look at the first hourglass, and nudged Binky with his knees. The horse sniffed

Edward Hopper Railroad Train

2009-03-11T20:21:00.000-07:00

Edward Hopper Railroad TrainEdward Hopper New York OfficeEdward Hopper Morning in a City
'There's an old log over there,' she said conversationally. 'There's quite a good view across the valley. In the summertime, of course. I should like to sit down.'
Mort to move on. I reckon it's about time I tried something else. Did he tell you magical folk can see him all the time?'
'No,' said Mort, inaccurately.
'Well, we can.'
'He doesn't like wizards and witches much,' Mort volunteered.
'Nobody likes a smartass,' she said with some satisfaction. 'We give him trouble, you see. Priests don't, so he likes priests.'
'He's never said,' said Mort.helped her through the drifts and brushed as much snow as possible off the wood. They sat down with the hourglass between them. Whatever the view might have been in the summer, it now consisted of black rocks against a sky from which little flakes of snow were now tumbling.'I can't believe all this,' said Mort. 'I mean you sound as if you want to die.''There's some things I shall miss,' she said. 'But it gets thin, to. You can't trust your own body any more, and it's time

Thomas Kinkade A New Day Dawning

2009-03-11T00:05:00.000-07:00

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the problems of growing up, to indicate – in short – that the world is a funny old lace where one should never, metaphorically speaking, be so proud as to turn down the offer of a perfectly good hot meat pie.
They were alone now. The frost, the last one of the year, tightened its grip on the stones.
High in the And then they heard the clip-clop of hooves, which boomed rather more loudly around the chilly square than common acoustics should really allow. In fact clip-clop was an astonishingly inaccurate word for the kind of noise which rattled around Mort's head; clip-clop suggested a rather jolly tower above them a cogged wheel went clonk, tripped a lever, released a ratchet and let a heavy lead weight drop down. There was a dreadful metallic wheezing noise and the trapdoors in the clock face slid open, releasing the clockwork men. Swinging their hammers jerkily, as if they were afflicted with robotic arthritis, they began to ring in the new day.'Well, that's it,' said Lezek, hopefully. They'd have to find somewhere to sleep – Hogswatch-night was no time to be walking in the mountains. Perhaps there was a stable somewhere. . . .'It's not midnight until the last stroke,' said Mort, distantly.Lezek shrugged. The sheer strength of Mort's obstinacy was defeating him.'All right,' he said. 'We'll wait, then.'

Georges Seurat Le Chahut

2009-03-09T22:54:00.000-07:00

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wasn't about to let temporary prosperity dislodge her: "Are you getting enough to eat?"
"Yes," said Esk. "Granny, about this wizard magic, it's all words -"
"Always said it was," said Granny.
"No, I mean -" Esk began, but Granny waved a hand irritably.
"Can't be bothered with this at the moment," she said. "I've got some big orders to fill by tonight, if it goes on like this I'm lined with red. A dark, winy red, but red nevertheless. On Granny, who had never been known to wear any visible clothing that was other than a serviceable black, it was quite shocking.
"The library?" said Mrs Whitlow. "Aye don't think anyone cleans the library!" She looked genuinely puzzled.
"Why?" said Esk, "Doesn't it get dusty?"
"Well," said Mrs Whitlow. She thought for a while. "Aye suppose it going to have to train someone up. Can't you come and see me when you get an afternoon off, or whatever it is they give you?" "Train someone up?" said Esk, horrified. "You mean as a witch?" "No," said Granny. "I mean, perhaps." "But what about me?" "Well, you're going your own way," said Granny. "Wherever that is." "Mmph," said Esk. Granny stared at her. "I'll be off, then," she said at last. She turned and strode off towards the kitchen entrance. As she did so her cloak swirled out, and Esk saw that it was now

Salvador Dali Melting Watch

2009-03-09T01:56:00.000-07:00

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www-"
"- wizard -"
"- one day. Master Treatle says I have an exceptional grasp of ththeory." Simon's damp eyes misted over and an expression almost of bliss drifted across his ravaged face.
"He t-tells me they've got thousands of b-books University," he said, in the voice of a man in love. "More bbooks than anyone could "I'm not sure I like books," said Esk conversationally. "How can paper know things? My granny says books are only good if the paper is thin."
"No, that's not right," said Simon urgently. "Books are full of www" he gulped air and gave her a pleading look.
"- words? -" "yes, that no wiwiwi-"
"- Wizard? -"said Esk, her face a frown of concentration.
"Yes, has ever found." His eyes closed and he smiled a beatific smile and added, "The Words that Will change the World."said Esk, after a moment's thought. "- yes, and they can change th-things. Th-that's wuwuw, that wuwuwwhha-whha-" "-what-" "-I must f-find. I know it's th-there, somewhere in all the old books. They ssss-" "-say "there's no new spells but I know that it's there somewhere, hiding, the wwwwwuwu-" "- words -"
"What?"

Pierre Auguste Renoir Dance in the City

2009-03-06T00:01:00.000-08:00

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"Listen," said Granny, "If you give someone a bottle of red jollop for their wind it may work, right, but if you want it to work for sure then you let their mind make it work for them. Tell 'em it's moonbeams bottled in fairy wine or something. Mumble over it a bit. It's the same with cursing."
"Cursing?" said Esk, weakly.
"Aye, cursing, my girl, and no need to look so shocked! You'll curse, when the need comes. When you're alone, "You're a bit young for this," she said, "but as you grow older you'll find most people don't set foot outside their own heads much. You too," she added gnomically.
"I don't understand."
"I'd be very surprised if you did," said Grannyand there's no help to hand, and -" She hesitated and, uncomfortably aware of Esk's questioning eyes, finished lamely: "- and people aren't showing respect. Make it loud, make it complicated, make it long, and make it up if you have to, but it'll work all right. Next day, when they hit their thumb or they fall off a ladder or their dog drops dead, they'll remember you. They'll behave twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in it. Told him I'd bought it from the dwarves. That's the biggest part of doct'rin, really. Most people'll get over most things if they put their minds to it, you just have to give them an interest." She patted Esk's hand as nicely as possible. briskly, "but you can tell me five herbs suitable for dry coughs."

Salvador Dali Galatea of the Spheres

2009-03-05T01:16:00.001-08:00

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at this bad time for all things magical, even in a room designed to damp down all magical vibrations, the Octavo was still crackling with power.
There was no real need for the torches. The Octavo filled the room with a dull, sullen light, which wasn't strictly ,' said Trymon. He pulled a scroll out of his belt and unrolled it.
'Bring that torch here,' he said, 'and put that cigarette out!'
He waited for the explosion of infuriated pride. But none came. Instead, the offending mage removed the dogend from his lips with trembling fingers and ground it into the floor.
Trymon exulted. So, he thought, they do what I say. Just for now, maybe – but just for now light at all but the opposite of light; darkness isn't the opposite of light, it is simply its absence, and what was radiating from the book was the light that lies on the far side of darkness, the light fantastic.It was a rather disappointing purple colour.As has been noted before, the Octavo was chained to a lectern carved into the shape of something that looked vaguely avian, slightly reptilian and horribly alive. Two glittering eyes regarded the wizards with hooded hatred.'I saw it move,' said one of them.'We're safe so long as we don't touch the book

Rembrandt Susanna and the Elders

2009-03-03T22:12:00.000-08:00

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'Remember where I am? Remember where I am?' shouted Rincewind. 'Of course I remember where I am, I'm inside a bloody book talking to a load of voices I can't see, why do you think I'm screaming?'
'I expect you're wondering why we brought you here again,' said a voice by his ear.
'No.'
'No?'
'What is going to collide with the star.'
Rincewind thought about this. 'Is it?'did he say?' said another disembodied voice.'He said no.''He really said no?''Yes.''Oh.''Why?''This sort of thing happens to me all the time,' said Rincewind. 'One minute I'm falling off the world, then I'm inside a book, then I'm on a flying rock, then I'm watching Death learn how to play Weir or Dam or whatever it was, why should I wonder about anything?''Well, we imagine you will be wondering why we don't want anyone to say us,' said the first voice, aware that it was losing the initiative.Rincewind hesitated. The thought had crossed his mind, only very fast and looking nervously from side to side in case it got knocked over.'Why should anyone want to say you?''It's the star,' said the spell. 'The red star. Wizards are already looking for you; when they find you they want to say all eight Spells together to change the future. They think the Disc

Pino Morning Dreams

2009-03-02T21:47:00.000-08:00

Pino Morning DreamsPino LONG STEMMED LOVELIESPino DRESSING TABLEPino DAYDREAM
whatever the bemused man told them. Thus were immortalised in generations of atlases such geographical oddities as Just A Mountain, I Don't Know, What? and, of course, Your Finger You Fool.
Rainclouds clustered around the bald heights of Mt. Oolskunrahod ('Who is this Fool who does Not Know what a Mountain Is') and the Luggage settled itself more comfortably under a dripping tree, which tried unsuccessfully to strike up a conversation.
Twoflower and Rincewind were arguing. The person they were arguing about sat on his mushroom and watched them with interest. He looked like someone who smelled like someone who lived in a mushroom, and that bothered 'Look at that beard,' said Twoflower sternly. 'I've seen better beards on a piece of cheese.'
'Look, he's six inches high and lives in a mushroom,' snarled Rincewind. 'Of course he's a bloody gnome.'
'We've only got his word for it.'
Rincewind looked down at the gnome.Twoflower.'Well, why hasn't he got a red hat?'Rincewind hesitated, desperately trying to imagine what Twoflower was getting at.'What?' he said, giving in.'He should have a red hat,' said Twoflower. 'And he certainly ought to be cleaner and more, more sort of jolly. He doesn't look like any sort of gnome to me.''What are you going on about?'
'Excuse me,' he said. He took Twoflower to the other side of the clearing.
'Listen,' he said between his teeth. 'If he was fifteen feet tall and said he was a

Mark Rothko Yellow and Gold2

2009-03-02T00:35:00.000-08:00

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came speeding across the sea, floating a man-length above it, but still leaving a foaming wake as whatever power that held it up smacked brutally into the water. Rincewind knew what power held it up. He was, he would be the island was perhaps twenty feet across, and totally transparent. Sitting around its circumference were a large number of black-robed men, each one strapped securely to the disc by a leather harness and each one staring down at the waves with an expression so tormented, so agonising, that the transparent disc seemed to be ringed with gargoyles.
Rincewind sighed with relief. This was such an unusual sound that it made Twoflower take his eyes the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even very good at being a failure; but he was still a wizard of sorts, he knew one of the Eight Great Spells, he would be claimed by Death himself when he died and he recognized really finely honed magic when he saw it.The lens skimming towards

Henri Rousseau Boy on the Rocks

2009-02-26T21:34:00.000-08:00

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delivers a patronizing and ultimately sham statement on social justice.
Danny Boyle's "Slumdog Millionaire", perhaps one of the most celebrated films in recent times, tells the rags-to-rajah the film's fast-growing reputation as an authentic representation of the lives of India's urban poor. So far, most of the awards collected by the film have been accepted in the name of "the children," suggesting that its own cast and crew regard it (and have relentlessly promoted it) not as a cinematically spectacular, musically rich and entertaining work of fiction, whstory of a love-struck Indian boy, Jamal, who, with a little help from "destiny," triumphs over his wretched beginnings in Mumbai's squalid slums. Riding on a wave of rave reviews, "Slumdog" has now won Hollywood's highest tribute, the Academy Award for Best Picture, along with seven more Oscars, including one for Best Director.These honors will probably add some $100 million to "Slumdog's" box-office takings, as Oscar wins usually do. They will also further enhance ich it is, but as a powerful tool of advocacy. Nothing could

William Merritt Chase The Nursery

2009-02-25T22:19:00.000-08:00

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handholds. It offered hands, though. Two were even now thrusting through the mossy bark beside him; slim hands, green as young leaves. Then a shapely arm followed, and then the hamadryad leaned right out and grasped the astonished wizard firmly and, with that vegetable strength that can send roots questing into rock, drew him .
The Lady's last opponent shifted his seat until he faced her across the board.
"Lord," she said, politely.
"Lady," he acknowledged. Their eyes met.
He was a taciturn god. It was said that he had arrived in the Discworld afteinto the tree. The solid bark parted like a mist, closed like a clam.Death watched impassively.He glanced at the cloud of mayflies that were dancing their joyful zigzags near His skull. He snapped His fingers. The insects fell out of the air. But, somehow, it wasn't quite the same. Blind Io pushed his stack of chips across the table, glowered through such of his eyes that were currently in the room, and strode out. A few demigods tittered. At least Offler had taken the loss of a perfectly good troll with precise, if somewhat reptilian, gracer some terrible

Salvador Dali The Great Masturbator

2009-02-23T22:26:00.000-08:00

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They fell still. They were captured.
She felt those hands....It wasn't allowed....Not supposed to touch... Wrong....
"Was she on her own?"
A man was peering into the ceiling space.
"Seems to be on her own...."
"Who is she?"
"The new child."
"The one the Samoyed hunters..."
"Yes."
"You don't suppose she...the daemons..."
"Could well be. But not on her own, surely?"
"flicked and slid and darted this way and that. Finally he nodded.
"Now. Do it now," he said. "Otherwise she'll talk. The shock will prevent that, at leastShould we tell-""I think that would put the seal on things, don't you?""I agree. Better she doesn't hear at all.""But what can we do about this?""She can't go back with the other children.""Impossible!""There's only one thing we can do, it seems to me.""Now?""Have to. Can't leave it till the morning. She wants to watch.""We could do it ourselves. No need to involve anyone else."The man who seemed to be in charge, the man who wasn't holding either Lyra or Pantalaimon, tapped his teeth with a thumbnail. His eyes were never still; they

Henri Matisse Odalisque

2009-02-22T22:37:00.000-08:00

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biscuit. Lyra sent Pantalaimon, as a fly, to talk to Salcilia on the wall next to their table while she and Roger kept quietly in their separate groups. It was difficult to talk while your daemon's attention was somewhere else, so Lyra..."
"Why are they so interested in daemons?" said Lyra.
"No one knows," said the blond girl.
"I know," said one boy who'd been listening. "What they do is kill your daemon pretended to look glum and rebellious as she sipped her milk with the other girls. Half her thoughts were with the tiny buzz of talk between the daemons, and she wasn't really listening, but at one point she heard another girl with bright blond hair say a name that made her sit up.It was the name of Tony Makarios. As Lyra's attention snapped toward that, Pantalaimon had to slow down his whispered conversation with Roger's daemon, and both children listened to what the girl was saying."No, I know why they took him," she said, as heads clustered close nearby. "It was because his daemon didn't change. They thought he was older than he looked, or summing, and he weren't really a young kid. But really his daemon never changed very often because Tony hisself never thought much about anything. I seen her change. She was called Ratter

Pablo Picasso Large Nude in Red Armchair

2009-02-20T00:26:00.000-08:00

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were brambles and snagging bushes in the path. The bear ripped through them as if they were cobwebs.
They climbed the low ridge, among outcrops of black rock, and were soon out of sight of the party behind them. Lyra was pacing swiftly, moving both legs on one side of his body at the same time, and rocking from side to side in a steady powerful rhythm. She found she couldn't just sit: she had to ride actively.
They had been traveling for an hour or more, and Lyra was stiff and sore but deeply happy, when lorek Byrnison slowed down and stopped.wanted to talk to the bear, and if he had been human, she would already be on familiar terms with him; but he was so strange and wild and cold that she was shy, almost for the first time in her loped along, his great legs swinging tirelessly, she sat with the movement and said nothing. Perhaps he preferred that anyway, she thought; she must seem a little prattling cub, only just past babyhood, in the eyes of an armored bear.She had seldom considered herself before, and found the experience interesting but uncomfortable, very like riding the bear, in fact. lorek Byrnison

Thomas Moran Autumn Landscape

2009-02-18T22:48:00.000-08:00

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daemons is invisible, I expect," said Adam Stefanski. "He was there all the time, and Farder Coram never saw him."
"No, you're wrong, Adam," said Farder Coram. "He weren't there at all. The witches have the power to separate their-selves fromit was. Anyway, there was no doubt I'd she gave me a token of it, and said I was to call on her help if ever it was needed. And once she sent me help when the Skraelings shot me with a poison arrow. We had other connections, too....I haven't seen her from that day to this, but she'll remember."
"And does she live at Trollesund, this witch?" their daemons a mighty sight further'n what we can. If need be, they can send their daemons far abroad on the wind or the clouds, or down below the ocean. And this witch I found, she hadn't been resting above an hour when her daemon came a flying back, because he'd felt her fear and her injury, of course. And it's my belief, though she never admitted to this, that the great red bird I shot was another witch's daemon, in pursuit. Lord! That made me shiver, when I thought of that. I'd have stayed my hand; I'd have taken any measures on sea or land; but there

Unknown Artist Landscape with Windmills

2009-02-17T22:32:00.000-08:00

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decided to tell them the whole truth about the Retiring Room. "See, there was something else.
That evening I hid in the Retiring Room, I saw the Master try to poison Lord Asriel. I saw him put some powder in the wine and I told my uncle and he knocked the decanter off the table and spilled it. So I saved his could and Farder Coram's bright flickering intelligence both trained on it like searchlights.
When she laid the alethiometer bare, it was Farder Coram who spoke first.
"I never thought I'd ever set eyes on one of them again. That's a symbol reader. Did he tell you anything about it, child?"
"No. Only that I'd have to work out how to read it by myself. And he called never understand why the Master would want to poison him, because he was always so kind. Then on the morning I left he called me in early to his study, and I had to go secretly so no one would know, and he said..." Lyra racked her brains to try and remember exactly what it was the Master had said. No good; she shook her head. "The only thing I could understand was that he gave me something and I had to keep it secret from her, from Mrs. Coulter. I suppose it's all right if I tell you...."She felt in the pocket of the wolfskin coat and took out the velvet package. She laid it on the table, and she sensed John Faa's massive simple curiosity

Claude Monet Water Lilies 1903

2009-02-16T23:10:00.000-08:00

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why would she be teaching us navigation and all that if she wasn't going to take us north?"
"To stop you , Mrs. Coulter took Lyra to hairdresser's, where her stiff dark blond hair was softened and waved, and her nails were filed and polished, and where they even applied a little makeup to her eyes and lips to show her how to do it. Then they went to collect the new dress Mrs. Coulter had ordered for her, and getting impatient, that's why. You don't really want to stand around at the cocktail party being all sweet and pretty. She's just making a pet out of you."Lyra turned her back and closed her eyes. But what Pantalaimon said was true. She had been feeling confined and cramped by luxurious it was. She would have given anything for a day with Roger and her Oxford ragamuffin friends, with a battle in the claybeds and a race along the canal. The one thing that kept her polite and attentive to Mrs. Coulter was that tantalizing hope of going north. Perhaps they would meet Lord Asriel. Perhaps he and Mrs. Coulter would fall in love, and they would get married and adopt Lyra, and go and rescue Roger from the Gobblers.On the afternoon of the cocktail party

Sung Kim Point

2009-02-15T23:55:00.000-08:00

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another boy who asked the obvious question.
"Hey, lady! What you got us all here for?"
He was a tough-that they felt they hardly deserved their good luck, and whatever she asked, they'd give it gladly so as to stay in her presence a little longer.
She told them that they were going on a voyage. They would be well fed and warmly clothed, and those who wanted to could send messages back to their families to let them know they were safe. Captain Magnusson would take them on board his ship very soon, and then when the tide was right, they'd sail out to sea and set a course for the North.looking wretch with dark chocolatl on his top lip and a gaunt black rat for a daemon. The lady was standing near the door, talking to a stout man with the air of a sea captain, and as she turned to answer, she looked so angelic in the hissing naphtha light that all the children fell silent."We want your help," she said. "You don't mind helping us, do you?"No one could say a word. They all gazed, suddenly shy. They had never seen a lady like this; she was so gracious and sweet and kind

Thomas Kinkade Sunrise Chapel

2009-02-12T22:58:00.000-08:00

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branch. It was only a temporary check, so the branch had broken, but it showed how close they were.
He shouted, "Fifty feet above the trees—"
The second later was crashing into the treetops, and amid the lashing of wet leaves and the snapping of twigs and the creak of tormented branches it jolted to a precarious halt.
"Still there, Dr. Grumman?" Lee called, for it was impossible to see anything.
"Still here, Mr. Scoresby."
"Better keep still for a minute till we see the situation clearly," said Lee, for they were wildly swaying in the wind, and he could feel the basket settling with little jerks against whatever was holdingshaman nodded.Then came another snag, more violent, and the two men were thrown hard against the rim of the basket. Lee was used to it and found his balance at once, but the force took Grumman by surprise. However, he didn't lose his grip on the suspension ring, and Lee could see him safely poised, ready to swing himself clear.A moment later came the most jolting shock of all as the grapnel found a branch that held it fast. The basket tilted at once and a them up.

Paul Cezanne Still Life with a Skull

2009-02-12T00:05:00.000-08:00

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Will slept deeply through the rest of the night. It was cold, but the witches piled leaves over him, and Lyra slept huddled close behind his back. In the morning Serafina dressed his wound again, and he tried to see from her expression whether it was healing, but her face was calm and impassive.
Once they'd eaten, Serafina told the children that the witches had agreed that since they'd come into this world to find to the empty blue sea and to the high blue mountains beyond, which were their destination. It seemed a long way to go.
They spoke little. Lyra was busy looking at forest, from woodpeckers to squirrels to little green moss snakes with diamonds down their backs, and Will needed all his energy simply to keep going. Lyra and Pantalaimon discussed him endlessly.Lyra and be her guardians, they'd help Lyra do what she now knew her task to be: namely, to guide Will to his father.So they all set off; and it was quiet going for the most part. Lyra consulted the alethiometer to begin with, but warily, and learned that they should travel in the direction of the distant mountains they could see across the great bay. Never having been this high above the city, they weren't aware of how the coastline curved, and the mountains had been below the horizon; but now when the trees thinned, or when a slope fell away below them, they could look out

Thomas Kinkade Christmas Cottage

2009-02-11T00:27:00.000-08:00

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Help from My Friends," of course, and just about every blues song slides into notes as opposed to hitting them dead on. Even Norah Jones, the poster girl of pure vocals, isn't perfect. "There's some wonderful imperfections of pitch on 'Don't for was released in November 2007, and T-Pain and Auto-Tune's parent company are finishing work on an iPhone app. "It's gonna be real cool," says T-Pain. "Basically, you can add Auto-Tune to your voice and send it to your friends and put it on the Web. You'll be able to sound just like me." Asked if that might render him no longer unique, T-Pain laughs: "I'm not too worried. I got lots of tricks you ain't seen yet. It's everybody else that needs to step up their

Know Why' from Come Away with Me," says Anderson, "and most of the other tunes on the album as well. But I wouldn't want to change a single note."Let's hope that pop's fetish for uniform perfect pitch will fade, even if the spread of Auto-Tune shows no signs of slowing. A $99 version

Jean Francois Millet Angelus

2009-02-05T23:31:00.001-08:00

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They jumped. They'd been sure there was only one man in the tower. Pantalaimon was so startled that he changed at once from a cat to a bird and flew to Lyra's breast. Will and Lyra realized as he did so that they'd seized each other's hand, and let go slowly.
"Better go and see," Will whispered. "I'll go first."
"I ought to go his eyes.
He found himself on a roof of lead, enclosed by the battlemented parapet. The glass structure was set in the center, and the lead sloped slightly downward all around toward a gutter inside the parapet, with square drainage holes in the stone for rainwater.
Lying on the lead, in the full sun, was an old man with white hair. His face was bruised and battered, and one eye was closed, and as they saw when they got closer, his hands were tied behind him.
He heard them coming and groaned again, and tried to turn over to shield himselffirst," she whispered back, "seeing it's my fault.""Seeing it's your fault, you got to do as I say."She twisted her lip but fell in behind him.He climbed up into the sun. The light in the glass structure was blinding. It was as hot as a greenhouse, too, and Will could neither see nor breathe easily. He found a door handle and turned it and stepped out quickly, holding his hand up to keep the sun out of

Thomas Moran Entrance to the Grand Canal, Venice

2009-02-05T23:31:00.000-08:00

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that. He had his back to the door, and he'd shuffle to one side, then to the other, and all the time his right hand moved in front of him as if he were clearing a way through some invisible obstacles. In that hand was a knife, not a special-looking knife, just a dull blade about eight inches long, and he'd thrust it forward, slice it sideways, feelhim lead them up another staircase to the top story. It was much lighter up there, because a white-painted flight of steps led up to the roof—or, rather, to a wood-and-glass structure like a little greenhouse. Even at the foot of the steps they could feel the heat it was absorbing.
And as they stood there they heard a groan from above. forward with it, jab up and down, all in the empty air.He moved as if to turn, and Will withdrew. He put a finger to his lips and beckoned to Lyra, and led her to the stairs and up to the next floor."What's he doing?" she whispered.He described it as well as he could."He sounds mad," said Lyra. "Is he thin, with curly hair?""Yes. Red hair, like Angelica's. He certainly looks mad. I don't know—I think this is odder than Sir Charles said. Let's look farther up before we speak to him."She didn't question, but let

Leroy Neiman Winter Olympic Skiing

2009-02-04T23:49:00.000-08:00

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father did it? Lord Asriel? He played a trick on them…"
As they walked up the Banbury Road, she told him about the night she hid in the wardrobe and watched Lord Asriel show the , and the hornbeam trees. There was very little traffic now: a car every minute or so, no more than that. And there was the window. Will felt himself smiling. It was going to be all right.
"Wait till there's no cars coming," he said. "I'm going through now."
And a moment later he was on the grass under the palm trees, and a second Jordan Scholars the severed head of Stanislaus Grumman in the vacuum flask. And since Will was such a good audience, she went on and told him the rest of her story, from the time she escaped from Mrs. Coulter's flat to the horrible moment when she realized she'd led Roger to his death on the icy cliffs of Svalbard. Will listened without comment, but attentively, with sympathy. Her account of a voyage in a balloon, of armored bears and witches, of a vengeful arm of the Church, seemed all of a piece with his own fantastic dream of a beautiful city on the sea, empty and silent and safe: it couldn't be true, it was as simple as that.But eventually they reached the ring road

Rembrandt The Return of the Prodigal Son

2009-02-03T18:48:00.000-08:00

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account, and opened another somewhere else, just to be sure. Thus the danger passed.
But sometime during the next few months, Will realized slowly and unwillingly that those enemies of his mother's were not in the world out there, but in her mind. That made them no less real, no less frightening and dangerous; it just meant he had to protect her even more carefully. And from the moment in the supermarket when he had The last question was the only one she could help him with. John Parry had been a handsome man, a brave and clever officer in the Royal Marines, who had left the army to become an explorer and lead expeditions to remote parts of the world. Will thrilled to realized he must pretend in order not to worry his mother, part of Will's mind was always alert to her anxieties. He loved her so much he would have died to protect her.As for Will's father, he had vanished long before Will was able to remember him. Will was passionately curious about his father, and he used to plague his mother with questions, most of which she couldn't answer."Was he a rich man?""Where did he go?""Why did he go?""Is he dead?""Will he come back?""What was he like?"

Thomas Kinkade Evening Glow

2009-02-02T23:09:00.000-08:00

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avoid a hospital stay for medical patients who would otherwise be there only for observation. The speech Internet will undergo substantial alteration as optical technologies allow the transmission of many trillions of bits per second on each strand of the Internet's fiber-optic backbone network. The core of the will remain optical, and the edges will use a mix of access technologies, ranging from radio and infrared to optical fiber and the old twisted-pair copper telephone lines. By then, the Internet will have been extended, by means of an interplanetary Internet backbone, to operate in outer space.
How will this pervasive Internet access affect our daily lives? More and more of the world's information will be accessible instantly and from virtually anywhere. In an emergency, our will be available for remote medical consultation with specialists and perhaps even remote surgery. More and more devices will have access to the global positioning system, increasing the value of geographically processor used today in cochlear implants for the hearing impaired could easily be connected to the Internet; listening to Internet radio could soon be a direct computer-to-brain experience!

Henri Matisse Woman with a Hat

2009-02-01T19:14:00.000-08:00

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like another, a butterfly that looks like a wasp, for disguise. They must have creatures like that in your world, because we have, and we're so much alike."
They walked on "No. You know what I mean."
"Yes, I do. I can see shadows in the grass... maybe birds," Will said.
He was following the little darting movements here and there. He found it easier to see the shadows if he didn't look at them. They were more willing to show themselves to the corners of his eye, and when he said so to Lyra, she said, "It's negative capability."
"What's that?"together in a friendly silence. All around them the wide, clear morning lay limpid in the hollows and pearly blue in the warm air above. As far as the eye could see, the great savanna rolled, brown, gold, buff-green, shimmering toward the horizon, and empty. They might have been the only people in the world."But it's not empty really," Lyra said."You mean that man?"

Pino Early Morning

2009-01-20T22:19:00.001-08:00

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restaurant in Lisbon, scraping the frost off the windshield of her car), she felt the Dust wind easing. The pressure was lessening.
But only on her: all around, above and below, the great flood was streaming as fast as ever. Somehow there was a little patch of stillness around her, where the particles were resisting the flow.
They were conscious! awoke.
She took in a shuddering deep breath. She pressed her hands and her legs against the rough planks of the platform, and having a minute ago nearly gone mad with fear, she was now suffused with a deep, slow ecstasy at being one with her body and the earth and everything that was matter.
Finally she sat up and tried to take stock. Her fingers found the spyglass, and she held it to her eye, supporting one trembling hand with the other. There was no doubt about it: that They felt her anxiety and responded to it. And they began to carry her back to her deserted body, and when she was close enough to see it once more, so heavy, so warm, so safe, a silent sob convulsed her heart.And then she sank back into her body and

Edgar Degas Absinthe

2009-01-18T21:40:00.000-08:00

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The first thing Will did was to make Lyra sit down, and then he took out the little pot of bloodmoss ointment and looked at the wound on her head. It was bleeding freely, as scalp wounds do, but it wasn't deep. He tore a strip off the edge of his do it! I can't tell lies! I thought it was so easy, but it didn't work, it's all I can do, and it doesn't work!"
"It's not all you can do. You can read the alethiometer, can't you? Come on, let's see where we are. Let's look for Roger." shirt and mopped it clean, and spread some of the ointment over the gash, trying not to think of the filthy state of the claw that made it.Lyra's eyes were glazed, and she was ash-pale."Lyra! Lyra!" he said, and shook her gently. "Come on now, we've got to move."She gave a shudder and took a long, shaky breath, and her eyes focused on him, full of a wild despair."Will, I can't do it anymore, I can't

Jack Vettriano Good Time Girls

2009-01-15T23:06:00.000-08:00

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everyday feat. She's drawn your poison, Marisa. She's taken your teeth out. Your fire's been quenched in a drizzle of ."
Mrs. Coulter was more like her daughter than she knew. Her answer to this was to spit in Lord Asriel's face. He wiped it calmly away and said, "A gag would put an end to that kind of behavior, too."
"Oh, do correct me, Asriel," she said. "Someone who displays to his under-officers sentimental piety. Who would have thought it? The pitiless agent of the Church, the fanatical persecutor of children, the inventor of hideous machines to slice them apart and look in their terrified little beings for any evidence of sin, and along comes a foul-mouthed, ignorant little brat with dirty fingernails, and you cluck and settle your feathers over her like a hen. Well, I admit: the child must have some gift I've never seen myself. But if all it does is turn you into a doting mother, it's a pretty thin, drab, puny little gift. And now you might as well be quiet. I've asked my chief commanders to come in for an urgent conference, and if you can't control your noise, I'll have you gagged

Douglas Hofmann Model

2009-01-14T23:51:00.000-08:00

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complex, because they loved qualifying and explaining and illustrating their arguments with dozens of examples, as if they had forgotten nothing and everything they had ever known was available immediately for reference), the settlement was attacked.
Mary was the first to see the attackers coming, though she didn't know what they were.
It happened in midafternoon, when she was helping repair the roof of a hut. The mulefa only built one story high, because they were the sea. She shaded her eyes and saw one, two, more, a fleet of tall white sails, emerging out of the heat haze, some way off but making with a silent grace for the river mouth.
Mary called the zalif from below. What are you seeing?
She didn't know the word for sail, or boat, so she said tail, white, many.
At once the zalif gave a call of alarm, and everyone in earshot stopped work and sped to the not climbers; but Mary was happy to clamber above the ground, and she could lay thatch and knot it in place with her two hands, once they had shown her the technique, much more quickly than they could.So she was braced against the rafters of a house, catching the bundles of reeds thrown up to her, and enjoying the cool breeze from the water that was tempering the heat of the sun, when her eye was caught by a flash of white.It came from that distant glitter she thought was

Paul Gauguin Where Do We Come From

2009-01-13T23:11:00.000-08:00

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chartered a ship."
The three little foxes had been waiting patiently. Two of them were lying down, heads on their paws, watching, and the other was still sitting up, following the conversation. The foxes of the Arctic, scavengers that they were, had picked up some language, but their brains were so formed that they could only understand statements in the Iorek went on. "What will you do now?"
"I'm going to find the gyptians," she said. "I think they will be needed."
"Lord Faa," said the bear, "yes. Good fighters. Go well."
He turned away and slipped into the water without a splash, and began to swim in his steady, tireless paddle toward the new world.
And some time later, Iorek Byrnison stepped through the blackened undergrowth present tense. Most of what Iorek and Serafina said was meaningless noise to them. Furthermore, when they spoke, much of what they said was lies, so it didn't matter if they repeated what they'd heard: no one could sort out which parts were true, though the credulous cliff-ghasts often believed most of it, and never learned from their disappointment. The bears and the witches alike were used to their conversations being scavenged as well as the meat they'd finished with."And you, Serafina Pekkala?"

Frida Kahlo Self Portrait with Braid

2009-01-12T22:26:00.000-08:00

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apartment, the easternmost on the second floor, was "the best in the building," one resident says. "Its windows get sunlight all through the day."
life was good. Tang soon married a co-worker, Yu Jianqing, and people say the two were happy together. Their son was born in 1987; they by Horizon Research, grandparents have the least power in many families, while kids have the most. The press is filled with horror stories about tyrannically demanding "little emperors" and the slavishly devoted parents who fail to control them. Neighbors say Wenjun was "somewhat disobedient as a child," but they recall no serious incidents—from his early years, anyway.
Tang's Happiness couldn't last. In December 1999, the meter factory's parent named him Wenjun—"gentle and fine." He was their only child, in compliance with the country's strict post-Mao family-planning laws, and his upbringing was much like that of millions of other pampered single children in China. The "one-child policy" has turned centuries of Confucian upbringing on its head: according to consumer surveys

Jean Francois Millet Angelus

2009-01-11T23:24:00.000-08:00

Jean Francois Millet AngelusJean Francois Millet Harvesters RestingJean Francois Millet Garden
This is a terrific technique you can do using just your hands. Whenthey're lucky enough to find a woman that knows how to do it, men goabsolutely crazy for it.Here's What You Need:Just the two of you.Here's How You Do It:Get your man naked(you should be gripping hispenis firmly enough so that his skin moves along with your hand). Theclock has struck one.Go back to the gentle caresses for another fifteen seconds, then give hispenis two up-and-down strokes. The clock has struck two.Do the same thing again, except this time give him three strokes, and soon.When your man feels that he is on the brink of orgasm, he has to say theword "Cuckoo." At that point give him as many strokes as it takes to puthim over the top.. Have him lie on his back.Sit beside your man, facing him.Using your hands, caress his penis, testicles and inner thighs.Once he is erect, grip the shaft of his penis with one of your hands andgive him one quick up-and-down stroke

Andy Warhol Oxidation

2009-01-07T23:53:00.000-08:00

Andy Warhol OxidationAndy Warhol One Blue PussyAndy Warhol Neuschwanstein
heroic investigator who …[freed] a culture from its dependence on sexual denial. The reality: Professor Crews argues that Freud devised a self-validating method of inquiry, deluded himself about his patients' illnesses, and failed to cure them. He founded a doctrinaire movement that has excommunicated dissenters while trying to evade empirical scrutiny.
As one was a male creation.')He projected his own obsessions on his patients and on his analytical writings ... He could himself not show one single validated psychoanalytical cure! More, he was even not interested in cures: 'I prefer a student ten times more than a neurotic.'
Here’s a tongue-in-cheek account of one the six famous Freudian case studiesreader said:The essays show Freud as a fabricator of his patients' confessions, a liar, a cheat, a ruthless censor, a myth creator (about himself), a paranoiac, an icy remorseless opportunist, a jealous and imperious character full of a priori's, a megalomaniac, an impostor, a tyrant and a misogynist ('the self-evident superiority of male to female sex organs'; 'civilisation

Jack Vettriano Blades II

2009-01-05T23:33:00.000-08:00

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onlookers growled; the Oak was pale with fury at seeing his authority denied; the Trees and the Animals were indignant, but, as they were cowards, not one of them dared protest; and the Dog would have settled all of them, if he had gone on with his rebellion. But Tyltyl threatened him harshly; and, suddenly yielding to his docile instincts, Tylô lay down at his master's feet. Thus it is that our finest virtues are treated as faults, when we exercise them without discrimination.
From that moment, the Children were lost. The Ivy gagged and bound the poor Dog, who was then taken behind the Chestnut-tree and tied to his biggest root.
"Now," cried the Oak, in a voice of thunder, "we can take counsel quietly... This is the first time that it is given us to judge Man! I do not think that, after the monstrous injustice which we have suffered, there can remain the least doubt as to the attention from what was happening. sentence that awaits him... ." One cry rang from every throat: "Death! Death! Death!" The poor Children did not at first understand their doom, for the Trees and Animals, who were more accustomed to talking their own special language, did not speak very distinctly; and, besides, the innocent Children could never imagine such cruelty! "What is the matter with them?" asked the boy. "Are they displeased?" "Don't be alarmed," said the Cat. "They are a little annoyed because Spring is late .... " And she went on talking into Tyltyl's ear, to divert his

Abrishami Free from Time

2009-01-02T23:37:00.000-08:00

Abrishami Free from TimeAbrishami Ever lastingAbrishami Essence of LoveAbrishami Edge of Love
Emergency! Emergency!" blared the klaxons throughout Ma\-gra\-thea. "Hos\-tile ship has landed on planet. Armed intruders in section 8A. Defence stations, defence stations!" The two mice sniffed irritably round the fragments of their glass tranlay shattered on the floor. "Damnation," muttered Frankie mouse, "all that fuss over two pounds of , too literal, too factual," said Frankie, "wouldn't sustain the punters' interest." Again they thought. Then Frankie said: "Here's a thought. How many roads must a man walk down?" "Ah," said Benji. "Aha, now that does sound promising!" He rolled the phrase around a little. "Yes," he said, "that's excellent! Sounds very significant without actually tying you down to meaning anything at all. How many roads must a man walk down? Forty-two. Excellent, excellent, that'll fox 'em. Frankie baby, we are made!" They performed a scampering dance in their excitement.Earthling brain." He scuttled round and about, his pink eyes flashing, his fine white coat bristling with static. "The only thing we can do now," said Benji, crouching and stroking his whiskers in thought, "is to try and fake a question, invent one that will sound plausible." "Difficult," said Frankie. He thought. "How about What's yellow and dangerous?" Benji considered this for a moment. "No, no good," he said. "Doesn't fit the answer." They sank into silence for a few seconds. "Alright," said Benji. "What do you get if you multiply six by seven?" "No, no

Jack Vettriano Fair Exchange is No Robbery

2008-12-30T22:41:00.000-08:00

Jack Vettriano Fair Exchange is No RobberyJack Vettriano exit EdenJack Vettriano Evening Racing
into account, to possibly eliminate that variable as an explanation. As expected, those in the upper-income brackets scored better overall on the academic tests, but within the lower-income set of students, the same results were observed — kids who speed while their brain's electrical activity was being measured by an electroencephalogram (EEG) test.
The fit kids' brains showed more activity in the prefrontal cortex, known for its executive function and control over other brain processes.
So, just send the kids on a fast jog and they will ace all of their tests? Not quitewere more fit performed better academically.Charles Hillman, associate professor of kinesiology at the University of Illinois, was able to duplicate these findings with 259 third and fifth-grade Illinois students. His team also noticed that two of the tests, BMI and aerobic capacity, were significantly more influential to higher academic scores than the other four fitness factors. Digging deeper, he isolated two groups of 20 students, one fit and the other unfit. They were given cognitive tests of attention, working memory and processing

Bouguereau A Childhood Idyll

2008-12-29T23:01:00.000-08:00

Bouguereau A Childhood IdyllBouguereau The Jewel of the FieldsBouguereau Young Girl Defending herself against CupidBouguereau At the Fountain
set of genes believed to be responsible for beta cell growth into the exocrine cells. Within days, they observed that the "treated mice formed insulin producing cells that acted like bona fide beta cells." Since beta cells are responsible for producing insulin and technique could have major ramifications if it can be modified for human use.
While these breakthroughs are major, much more work is needed before we start to see custom-made, individually constructed cures for diseases. We currently lack a reliable method of triggering developmental changes and need a more detailed understanding of how the conversion process works and a much more detailed understanding of the nature of the newly formed cells. Even though this field is not ready for human consumption, the potential it presents warranted it being named the biggest scientific breakthrough of the year, -Up: * Direct Views of Exoplanets: Astronomers first found a planet orbiting another star in 1995, after hundreds of years of speculation that the probability of other planets must be infinitesimally close to unity. In the intervening 13 years

Monsted Watering The Garden

2008-12-23T20:58:00.001-08:00

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Guardian angels apparently could not be relied on in a pinch. Mysterious Caller had never seemed much like an angel, anyway: too spooky looking, his style too ominous, and such sorrow in his eyes.As Moloch backed out of the parking stall, Fric wondered what had happened to Mr. Truman. He must be dead. When he focused on the thought of Mr. Trumanbehind the wheel. One man. No accomplices in the backseat. No gunmen elsewhere in the garage.The passenger’s side of the car was nearest to Ethan as he ran toward it. Against the side window at the front, Fric’s tousled head was tipped against the glass. He couldn’t see the boy’s face, but the head seemed to loll, as if Fric were unconscious.Ethan almost reached the Buick before the rising door provided clearance. Then dead, Fric discovered that the semiparalytic inhalant didn’t prevent him from crying. Entering the upper garage by way of the stairs, Ethan heard the growl of an engine, smelled exhaust fumes.[580] The Buick was poised for flight at the foot of the exit ramp, where the garage door had almost finished rolling up and out of its way.A man

Rothko Untitled 1961

2008-12-21T22:39:00.000-08:00

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Dunny dares to ask, “May I continue to protect Ethan?”“After your repeated breaches, I’d be justified in removing you now. There must be standards for guardian angels, don’t you think? Something more than good intentions. The position ought to require greater ethics than those of United States senators and cardsharps.”Typhon rises from his chair, and Dunny gets quickly to his feet, as well.“Nevertheless, dear boy, I’m inclined to cut you , minute by minute, you must watch your step.”By foot, Dunny leaves the restaurant and follows the wharf into mists reverberant with the low, hollow notes of boat horns. Traveling by fog, by the moonlight above the fog, and by the idea of Palazzo Rospo in Bel Air, he departs and makes his journey and arrives all at the same time.some slack this one last time.”Dunny accepts his mentor’s offered handshake. “Thank you, sir.”“But understand that you’re on a minute-by-minute reprieve. If you can’t operate within the terms of agreement, then your authority and powers will be at once revoked, and you will instantly be sent will be fending for himself.”“I’ll walk the line.”Putting one hand on Dunny’s shoulder, squeezing affectionately, like a father counseling a son, Typhon says, “Dear boy, you’ve walked a crooked line so long that keeping to a straight one isn’t easy. But now

Edward Hopper Lighthouse Hill painting

2008-12-19T01:15:00.000-08:00

Edward Hopper Lighthouse Hill paintingEdward Hopper Hotel Room paintingEdward Hopper Hotel Lobby painting
practice at this sort of thing ensured that Corky drew as little fumes into his lungs as possible and that none of Shell Oil’s finest got in his mouth. The flow came quickly as he tucked the longer end into the first can.When four gallons had been drawn and both cans filled, Corky carried the containers up to the ground floor. He left the trailing end of the siphon to Brittina Dowd. Her long hair offered tinder, but she didn’t have much fat to feed the fire.After pouring no more than a quart of fuel in the bathroom, he distributed perhaps half a gallon over the rumpled bedclothes. He didn’t prime the two other small upstairs rooms because he’d never been in them and because he didn’t need to saturate every corner to achieve the effect spill a stream of gasoline on the garage floor.[398] He returned for the four aerosol cans. In the kitchen, he placed two of these on the lowest rack of the bottom oven. He left the other two on the lowest rack of the top oven.On his way upstairs with one of the two-gallon cans, he switched off the thermostat on the main floor, and then the thermostat on the upper floor. This would prevent the electric starter from striking a spark in the natural-gas furnace and possibly triggering an explosion of accumulated gasoline fumes before Corky had left the house.Leaving the cap on the can, pouring from the spout, he liberally splashed the pale naked body of

Rembrandt Rembrandt night watch painting

2008-12-16T23:09:00.000-08:00

Rembrandt Rembrandt night watch paintingLord Frederick Leighton Leighton Flaming June painting
look and the well-suppressed but still-apparent nervous edge of one who had spent two-thirds of his life in arduous scholarship, only to find that the hammers wielded by HMOs, government bureaucracy, and greedy trial attorneys were daily degrading his profession and destroying the medical system to which he’d at the corners. He frequently licked his lips. Stress lent a gray tint to his pallor. Unfortunately for his peace of mind, he seemed to be a bright man who would not much longer be able to delude himself into believing that the quicksand under his feet was actually solid ground.Although he was not Duncan Whistler’s personal

Unknown Artist Jim Dine Hearts painting internist, Dr. O’Brien had been the physician on duty when Dunny had gone flatline. He had overseen resuscitation procedures and had made the final call to cease heroic efforts. The death certificate carried his signature.Dr. O’Brien brought with him the complete patient file in three thickly packed folders. During their discussion, he gradually spread the entire contents across one of the tables.They sat side by side in the orange pseudochairs, the better to review the documents together.Dunny’s coma resulted from cerebral hypoxia, a lack of adequate oxygen to the brain for an extended period of time. Results revealed on EEG scrolls and by brain-imaging tests—angiography, CT scanning, MRI—led inescapably to the conclusion that if he had ever regained consciousness, he

Edward Hopper Lighthouse Hill painting

2008-12-11T22:37:00.000-08:00

Edward Hopper Lighthouse Hill paintingEdward Hopper Hotel Room paintingEdward Hopper Hotel Lobby painting
probably in an autopsy room elsewhere in the building, preparing to cut.More than a year ago, they had met at an anarchists’ mixer at the university where Corky taught. The catered food had been second-rate, the drinks slightly watered down, and the flower arrangements less than inspired, but the company had been engaging.On the third ring, Roman answered, and after Corky identified himself, he said, “Guess where I am?”“You’ve crawled up your own ass and can’t get out,” Roman said.He had an unconventional sense thing this isn’t a pay phone,” Corky said. “I don’t have any change, and none of the cheap stiffs here will lend me a quarter.”“Then it must be a faculty function. Nobody’s more miserly than a bunch of anticapitalist academics wallowing in the fat checks from the taxpayers.”“Some might see a wide vein of meanness in
Corky said with a severe note that wasn’t characteristic of him.[166] “They wouldn’t be mistaken. Cruelty is my creed, remember?”Roman was a Satanist. Hail the Prince of Darkness, that kind of stuff. Not all anarchists were also Satanists, but many Satanists were also anarchists.Corky knew one Buddhist who was an anarchist—a conflicted young woman. Otherwise, in his experience, the vast majority of anarchists were atheists.

Sung Kim Escape painting

2008-12-10T22:48:00.001-08:00

Sung Kim Escape paintingSung Kim Cottage Stream paintingSung Kim Costa del Sol paintingSung Kim Coastal View painting
analyze his blood for traces of illicit chemicals, in case he’d been drugged without his knowledge. During the events at Reynerd’s apartment house, he had almost seemed to be in an altered state of consciousness.Now, rooms he’d already searched and then into new territory, arriving at last in the kitchen. Shattered glass sparkled on the breakfast table and littered the floor.Also on the floor lay the silver picture frame missing from the desk in the study. The photo of Hannah had been stripped out of it.Whoever had taken the picture had been in too great a hurry leaving the steamy bathroom, he felt no less disoriented than when, after being gut shot, he had found himself behind the wheel of the Expedition once more, unharmed.Whatever had happened—or had only seemed to happen—at the mirror, he no longer entirely trusted his senses. As a consequence, he proceeded with greater caution than before, assuming that yet again things might not be as they appeared to be.He passed through

Guido Reni Salome with the head of St John the Baptist painting

2008-12-10T00:42:00.000-08:00

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BEYOND THE BEVELED GLASS, THE IRON-BLACK clouds that had masked the sky now hid themselves behind gray veils of trailing mist. The wind went elsewhere with its lamentations, and the sodden trees stood as still and solemn as witnesses to a funeral cortege.The gray day drifted into the eye of the storm, and from each of his three study windows, Ethan observed the mourning weather while meditating on the meaning of the apple in the context of the five bizarre items that had preceded it. Nature peered back at him through a milky cataract his employer. Then the doll’s eye might be a worm of sorts, a symbol of a particular corruption at the core of fame, and therefore an accusation, indictment, and condemnation of the Face.For twelve years, the actor had been the biggest box-office draw in the world. Since his first hit, the celebrity-mad media referred to him as the Face.This flattering sobriquet supposedly had arisen simultaneously from

Jean Fragonard Young Girl Reading painting

2008-12-07T22:46:00.001-08:00

Jean Fragonard Young Girl Reading paintingJean Fragonard The Stolen Kiss paintingJean Fragonard The Musical Contest paintingJean Fragonard The Love Letter painting
so, the boldest should pardon you. But is it not really your good sense that revolts?''No, I am afraid,' said Frodo. 'Simply afraid. But I am glad to have heard you speak so fully. My mind is clearer now.'`Then you will come to Minas Tirith? ' cried Boromir. His eyes were shining and his face eager.`You misunderstand me,' said Frodo.'But you will come, at least for a while? ' Boromir persisted. 'My city is not far now; and it is little further from there to Mordor than from here. We have been long in the wilderness, and you need news of what the Enemy is doing before you make a move. ; but Frodo felt the hand trembling with suppressed excitement. He stepped quickly away, and eyed with alarm the tall Man, nearly twice his height and many times his match in strength.`Why are you so unfriendly? ' said Boromir. `I am a true man, neither thief nor tracker. I need your Ring: that you know now; but I give you my word that I do not desire to keep it. Will you not at least let me make trial of my plan? Lend me the Ring! '`No! no! ' cried Frodo. 'The Council laid it upon me to bear it.'`It is by our own folly that the Enemy will defeat us,' cried Boromir. `How it angers me! Fool! Obstinate

Mark Rothko Orange and Yellow painting

2008-12-05T00:24:00.000-08:00

Mark Rothko Orange and Yellow paintingMark Rothko Orange and Yellow painting
to be still standing on guard by the closed door. Frodo breathed heavily and leaned against Sam, who put his arms about him. They stood peering up the stairs into the darkness. Frodo thought he could hear the voice of Gandalf above, muttering words that ran down the sloping roof with a sighing echo. He could not catch what was said. The walls seemed to be trembling. Every now and again the drum-beats throbbed and rolled: doom, doom.Suddenly at the top of the stair there was a stab of white light. Then there was a dull rumble and a heavy thud. The drum-beats broke out wildly: doom-boom, doom-boom, and then stopped. Gandalf came flying
Alfred Gockel Endless Love paintingWassily Kandinsky Yellow Red Blue painting
'We cannot leave you to hold the door alone! ' said Aragorn.`Do as I say! ' said Gandalf fiercely. `Swords are no more use here. Go!'The passage was lit by no shaft and was utterly dark. They groped their way down a long flight of steps, and then looked back; but they could see nothing, except high above them the faint glimmer of the wizard's staff. He seemeddown the steps and fell to the ground in the midst of the Company.`Well, well! That's over! ' said the wizard struggling to his feet. `I have done all that I could. But I have met my match, and have nearly been destroyed. But don't stand here! Go on! You will have to do without light for a while: I am rather shaken. Go on! Go on! Where are you, Gimli? Come ahead with me! Keep close behind, all of you!'

Warren Kimble paintings

2008-12-03T22:59:00.001-08:00

Warren Kimble paintingsWilliam Merritt Chase paintings
you have come, and that was all the purpose of my message. And here you will stay, Gandalf the Grey, and rest from journeys. For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours! "'I looked then and saw that his robes, which by you, but to give you a choice."'He drew himself up then and began to declaim, as if he were making a speech long rehearsed. "The Elder Days are gone. The Middle Days are passing. The Younger Days are beginning. The time of the Elves is over, but our time is at hand: the world of Men, which we must rule. But we
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had seemed white, were not so, but were woven of all colours. and if he moved they shimmered and changed hue so that the eye was bewildered.' "I liked white better," I said.' "White! " he sneered. "It serves as a beginning. White cloth may be dyed. The white page can be overwritten; and the white light can be broken."' "In which case it is no longer white," said I. "And he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom."' "You need not speak to me as to one of the fools that you take for friends," said he. "I have not brought you hither to be instructed

Remington The Trooper

2008-12-02T20:05:00.000-08:00

Remington The TrooperRemington The Moose HuntRemington Pretty Mother of the NightRemington Pool in the Desert
Mind that! But you need ask no questions. And if I'm not with him, he may be in trouble, and he may need help. Do whatever you can for him, and I'll be grateful, he says. And here you are, and trouble is not far off, seemingly.''What do you mean?' asked Frodo.'These black men,' said the landlord lowering his voice. 'They're looking for Baggins, and if they mean well, then I'm a hobbit. It was on Monday, and all the dogs were yammering and the geese screaming. Uncanny, I called it. Nob, he came and told me that two black men were at the door asking for a hobbit called Baggins. Nob's hair was all stood on end. I bid the black fellows be off, and slammed the door on them; but they've been asking the same question all the way to Archet, I hear. And that Ranger, Strider, he's been asking questions, too. Tried to get in here to see you, before you'd had bite or sup, he did.''He did!' said Strider suddenly, coming forward into the light. 'And much trouble would have been saved, if you had let him in, Barliman.'The landlord jumped with surprise. 'You!' he cried. 'You're always popping up. What do you want now?''He's here with my leave,' said Frodo. 'He came to offer me his help.''Well, you maybe,' said Mr. Butterbur, looking suspiciously at Strider.

Leader On The Stour Near Flatford Mill Suffolk

2008-12-01T21:29:00.001-08:00

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among the trees ahead. The Maggots, and the Puddifoots of Stock, and most of the inhabitants of the Marish, were house-dwellers; and this farm was stoutly built of brick and had a high wall all round it. There was a wide wooden gate opening out of the wall into the lane.Suddenly as they drew nearer a terrific baying and barking broad thick-set hobbit with a round red face. ‘Hallo! Hallo! And who may you be, and what may you be wanting?’ he asked.‘Good afternoon, Mr. Maggot!’ said Pippin.The farmer looked at him closely. ‘Well, if it isn’t Master Pippin - Mr. Peregrin Took, I should say!’ he cried, changing from a scowl to a grin. ‘It’s a long time since I saw you round here. It’s lucky for you that I know you. I was just going out to set my dogs on any strangers. There are some funny things going on today. Of course, we do get queer folk wandering in these parts at times. Too near the River,’ he said, shaking his head. ‘But this fellow was the most outlandish I have ever set eyes on. He won’t cross my land without leave a second time, not if I can stop it.’broke out, and a loud voice was heard shouting: ‘Grip! Fang! Wolf! Come on, lads!’Frodo and Sam stopped dead, but Pippin walked on a few paces. The gate opened and three huge dogs came pelting out into the lane, and dashed towards the travellers, barking fiercely. They took no notice of Pippin; but Sam shrank against the wall, while two wolvish-looking dogs sniffed at him suspiciously, and snarled if he moved. The largest and most ferocious of the three halted in front of Frodo, bristling and growling.Through the gate there now appeared a

Dali The Death of Clorinda

2008-11-30T23:16:00.000-08:00

Dali The Death of ClorindaDali The CrimeDali The Chevaliers ProposalDali The Chevalier's Dream of Cecile
he merely continues, until at last every minute is a weariness. And if he often uses the Ring to make himself invisible, he fades: he becomes in the end invisible permanently, and walks in the twilight under the eye of the dark power that rules the Rings. Yes, sooner or later - later, if he is strong or well-meaning to begin with, but neither strength nor good purpose will last - sooner or later the dark power will devour him.’‘How same size or weight; it shrank or expanded in an odd way, and might suddenly slip off a finger where it had been tight.’‘Yes, he warned me of that in his last letter,’ said Frodo, ‘so I have always kept it on its chain.’‘Very wise,’ said Gandalf. ‘But as for his long , Bilbo never connected it with the ring at all. He took all the credit for that to himself, and he was very proud of it. Though he was getting restless and uneasy. Thin and stretched he said. A sign that the ring was getting control.’terrifying!’ said Frodo. There was another long silence. The sound of Sam Gamgee cutting the lawn came in from the .‘How long have you known this?’ asked Frodo at length. ‘And how much did Bilbo know?’‘Bilbo knew no more than he told you, I am sure,’ said Gandalf. ‘He would certainly never have passed on to you anything that he thought would be a danger, even though I promised to look after you. He thought the ring was very beautiful, and very useful at need; and if anything was wrong or queer, it was himself. He said that it was “growing on his mind”, and he was always worrying about it; but he did not suspect that the ring itself was to blame. Though he had found out that the thing needed looking after; it did not seem always of the

Neiman Prince Charles At Windsor

2008-11-28T21:41:00.000-08:00

Neiman Prince Charles At WindsorNeiman President's Birthday PartyNeiman Power ServeNeiman Post-Season Football Classic
The Stoors lingered long by the banks of the Great River Anduin, and were less shy of Men. They came west after the Harfoots and followed the course of the Loudwater southwards; and there many of them long dwelt between Tharbad and the borders of Dunland before they moved north again.The Fallohides, the least and Elves. Indeed, a remnant still dwelt there of the Dúnedain, the kings of Men that came over the Sea out of Westernesse; but they were dwindling fast and the lands of their North Kingdom were falling far and wide into waste. There was room and to spare for incomers, and ere long the Hobbits began to settle in ordered communities. Most of their earlier settlements had long disappeared numerous, were a northerly branch. They were more friendly with Elves than the other Hobbits were, and had more skill in language and song than in handicrafts; and of old they preferred hunting to tilling. They crossed the mountains north of Rivendell and came down the River Hoarwell. In Eriador they soon mingled with the other kinds that had preceded them, but being somewhat bolder and more adventurous, they were often found as leaders or chieftains among clans of Harfoots or Stoors. Even in Bilbo's time the strong Fallohidish strain could still be noted among the greater families, such as the Tooks and the Masters of Buckland.In the westlands of Eriador, between the Misty Mountains and the Mountains of Lune, the Hobbits found both Men

Lawrence Alma-Tadema Joseph Overseer of the Pharoahs Granaries

2008-11-27T21:44:00.000-08:00

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Harry swung the Cloak back over himself and walked on. Someone else was moving not far away, stooping over another prone figure on the ground. He was feet away from her when he realized it was Ginny.

　　　He stopped in his tracks. She was crouching over a girl who was whispering for her mother.

"It's all right," Ginny was saying. "It's ok. We're going to get you inside."

"But I want to go whispered the girl. "I don't want to fight anymore!"

"I know," said Ginny, and her voice broke. "It's going to be all right."

　　　Ripples of cold undulated over Harry's skin. He wanted to shout out to the night, he wanted Ginny to know that he was there, he wanted her to know where he was going. He wanted to be stopped, to be dragged back, to be sent back . .

　　　But he was home. Hogwards was the first and best home he had known. He and Voldemort and Snape, the abandoned boys, had all found . . . .

Bouguereau The First Mourning

2008-11-27T00:18:00.001-08:00

Bouguereau The First MourningBouguereau The DanceBouguereau Spring BreezeBouguereau Regina Angelorum
darting so much that there was a strong likelihood of hurting on of

their own side if they cast curses. Even as they stood braced,"Someone's invisible there!" shouted a masked Death Eater, pointing. Dean made the most of the Death Eater's momentary distraction, knocking him out with a stunning Spell; Dolohov attempted to

looking for the opportunity to act, there came a great "Wheeeeee!"

and looking up, Harry saw Peeves zoomign over them, dropping

Snargaluff pods down onto the Death Eaters, whose heads were

suddenly engulfed in wriggling green tubers like fat worms.

"ARGH!"

A fistful of tubers had hit the Cloak over Ron's head; the damp

green roots were suspended improbably in midair as Ron tried to

shake them loose.

Romanello Shades Of Autumn

2008-11-26T01:11:00.000-08:00

Romanello Shades Of AutumnRomanello Sails in the SunsetRomanello Sailboat BreezewayRomanello River of Dreams
beneath a mountain of broken furniture and bones.

　　　"Don't kill him! DON'T KILL HIM!" Malfoy yelled at Crabbe and Goyle, who were both aiming at Harry: Their split second's hesitation was all Harry needed.

"Expelliarmus!"
. 　　　Crabbe wheeled around and screamed, "Avada Kedavra!" again. Ron leapt out of sight to avoid the jet of green light. The wand-less Malfoy cowered behind a three-legged wardrobe as Hermione charged toward them, hitting Goyle with a Stunning Spell as she came.
　　　Goyle's wand flew out of his hand and disappeared into the bulwark of objects beside him; Goyle leapt foolishly on the spot, trying to retrieve it; Malfoy jumped out of range of Hermione's second Stunning Spell, and Ron, appearing suddenly at the end of the aisle, shot a full Body-Bind Curse at Crabbe, which narrowly missed

Abrishami Boundless Imagination

2008-11-24T20:53:00.000-08:00

Abrishami Boundless ImaginationAbrishami Beyond BordersAbrishami Autumn EveAbrishami Afternoon Amore
trying not to make a sound. Then, around the corner, gliding noiselessly, came dementors, ten or more

of them, visible because they were of a denser darkness than their surroundings, with their black cloaks
It was of Ron and Hermione that he thought as he whispered "Expecto Patronum!" 　　　The silver stag burst from his wand and charged: The Dementors scattered and there was a triumphant yell from somewhere out of sight "It's him, down there, down there, I saw his Patronus, it was a stag!" 　　　The Dementors have retreated, the stars were po
and their scabbed and rotting hands. Could they sense fear in the vicinity? Harry was sure of it: They

seemed to be coming more quickly now, taking those dragging, rattling breaths he detested, tasting despair in the air, closing in -

　　　He raised his wand: He could not, would not suffer the Dementor's Kiss, whatever happened afterward.

Bouguereau A Childhood Idyll

2008-11-23T19:19:00.000-08:00

Bouguereau A Childhood IdyllBouguereau The Jewel of the FieldsBouguereau Young Girl Defending herself against CupidBouguereau At the Fountain
Bill and Fleur's cottage stood alone on a cliff overlooking the sea, its walls embedded with shells and whitewashed. It was a lonely and beautiful place. Wherever Harry went inside the tiny cottage or , he could hear the constant ebb and flow of the sea, like the breathing of some great, slumbering creature. He spent much of the next few days making excuses to escape the crowded cottage, craving the cliff-top view of open sky and wide, empty sea, and the feel of cold, salty wind on his face. The enormity of his decision not to race Voldemort to the wand still scared Harry. He could not remember, ever before, choosing /not/ to act. He was full of doubts, doubts that Ron could not help voicing whenever they were together.

"What if Dumbledore wanted us to work out the symbol in time to get the wand?" "What if working out what the symbol meant made you 'worthy' to get the Hallows?" "Harry, if that really is the Elder Wand

Knight Country Women after Fishing on a Summer's Day

2008-11-21T21:07:00.000-08:00

Knight Country Women after Fishing on a Summer's DayParrish Parrish EnchantmentKnight Country Women Fishing on a Summer AfternoonParrish The Country Schoolhouse
Oh, that's much easier, thanks, Ron," said Luna, and she began hacking at their bindings again. "Hello, Dean!"

From above came Bellatrix's voice.

　　　"You're lying, filthy Mudblood, and I know it! You have been inside my vault at Gringotts! Tell the truth, tell the truth!"

Another terrible scream–
looking up at the low ceiling, searching for a trapdoor. Dean, his face bruised and bloody, said "Thanks" to Luna and stood there, shivering, but Griphook sank onto the cellar floor, looking groggy and disoriented, many welts across his swarthy face. Ron was now trying to Disapparate without a wand.
"HERMIONE!"

　　　"What else did you take? What else have you got? Tel me the truth or, I swear, I shall run you through with this knife!"

"There!"

　　　Harry felt the ropes fall away and turned, rubbing his wrists, to see Ron running around the cellar,

Turner Approach to Venice

2008-11-20T23:58:00.001-08:00

Turner Approach to VeniceDupre Shepherdess Watching Over Her FlockDupre The MilkmaidDupre La Vachere
Voldemort's thoughts, because for the first time ever, he and Voldemort were united in wanting the very same thing…Hermione would not like that idea, nearly dawn when he remembered Luna, alone in a cell in Azkaban, surrounded by dementors, and he suddenly felt ashamed of himself. He had forgotten all about her in his feverish contemplation of the Hallows. If only they could rescue her, but dementors in those numbers would be virtually unassailable. Now he came to think about it, he had not tried casting a Patronus of course…But then, she did not believe….Xenophilius had been right, in a way…Limited, Narrow, Close-minded. The truth was that she was scared of the idea of the Deathly Hallows, especially of the Resurrection Stone…and Harry pressed his mouth again to the Snitch, kissing it, nearly swallowing it, but the cold medal did not yield…

　　　It was with the blackthorn wand…He must try that in the morning…

If only there was a way of getting a better wand…

Li-Leger The Heavenly Art of Gardening

2008-11-19T21:41:00.001-08:00

Li-Leger The Heavenly Art of GardeningLi-Leger Terrazzo GardenLi-Leger Terra Cotta GardenLi-Leger Tapestry_ Tropical Nine Patch (iii)
seem in the light of this damning new evidence! How despicable does Albus Dumbledore appear, busy plotting his rise to power when he should have been mourning his mother and caring for his sister!
again until they met for their legendary duel (for more, see chapter 22). What caused this abrupt rupture? Had Dumbledore come to his senses? Had he told Grindelwald he wanted no more part in his plans? Alas, no. 　"It was poor little Ariana dying, I think, that did it," says Bathilda. "It came
　No doubt those determined to keep Dumbledore on his crumbling pedestal will bleat that he did not, after all, put his plans into action, that he must have suffered a change of heart, that he came to his senses. However, the truth seems altogether more shocking.

　Barely two months into their great new friendship, Dumbledore and Grindelwald parted, never to see each other

Dali The Hallucinogenic Toreador

2008-11-18T20:15:00.000-08:00

Dali The Hallucinogenic ToreadorDali The Birth of Liquid DesiresDali Romeria - PilgrimageDali Oeufs sur le Plat (Fried Eggs)
own: Over the murmur of the river he could make out more voices, but they were not speaking English or any human language he had ever heard. It was a rough and unmelodious tongue, a string of rattling, guttural noises, and there seemed to be two speakers, one with a slightly lower, slower voice than the other.

canvas, large shadows passed between tent and flames. The delicious smell of baking salmon wafted tantalizingly in their direction. Then came the clinking of cutlery on plates, and the first man spoke again.

"Here, Griphook, Gornuk."

Goblins! Hermione mouthed at Harry, who nodded.

"Thank you," said the goblins together in English.

Thomas Kinkade A Peaceful Retreat painting

2008-11-17T19:30:00.000-08:00

Thomas Kinkade A Peaceful Retreat paintingJohn Collier Lady Godiva paintingCaravaggio Supper at Emmaus painting
hopelessness, filling him, expanding inside him….

Dementors, he thought.

　　　And as he reached the foot of the stairs and turned to his right he saw a dreadful scene. The dark passage outside the courtrooms was packed with tall, black-hooded figures, their faces completely hidden, their ragged breathing the only sound in the place. The petrified Muggle-borns brought in for questioning sat huddled and shivering on hard wooden benches. Most of them were hiding their faces in their hands, perhaps in an instinctive attempt to shield themselves from the dementors' greedy mouths. Some were accompanied by families, others sat alone. The dementors were gliding up and down in front of them, and the cold, and the hopelessness, and the despair of the place laid themselves upon Harry like a curse….

　　　Fight it, he told himself, but he knew that he could not

Henri Rousseau The Sleeping Gypsy painting

2008-11-16T21:37:00.000-08:00

Henri Rousseau The Sleeping Gypsy paintingHenri Rousseau The Dream paintingLaurie Maitland Symphony in Red and Khaki I painting
Order had left. Snape? Or perhaps Mundungus, who had pilfered plenty from this house both before and after Sirius died? Harry's gaze wandered to the portrait that sometimes contained Phineas Nigellus Black, Sirius's great-great grandfather, 　　Harry continued up the stairs until he reached the topmost landing where there were only two doors. The one facing him bore a nameplate reading Sirius. Harry had never entered his godfather's bedroom before. He pushed open the door, holding his wand high to cast light as widely as possible. The room was spacious and must once have been handsome. There was a large bed with a carved wooden headboard, a tall window obscured but it was empty, showing nothing but a stretch of muddy backdrop. Phineas Nigellus was evidently spending the night in the headmaster's study at Hogwarts.

　

Guido Reni Baptism of Christ painting

2008-11-14T00:31:00.000-08:00

Guido Reni Baptism of Christ paintingGuido Reni reni Aurora paintingFrancois Boucher Madame de Pompadour painting
Seconds later Harry's lungs expanded gratefully and he opened his eyes: They were now standing in the middle of a familiar small and shabby square. Tall, dilapidated houses looked down on them from every side. Number twelve was visible to them, for they had been told of its existence by Dumbledore, its Secret-Keeper, and they rushed toward it, checking every few yards that they were not being followed or observed. They raced up the stone steps, and Harry tapped the front door once with his wand. They heard a series of metallic clicks and the clatter of a chain, then the door swung open with a creak and they hurried over the threshold.

　　　As Harry closed the door behind them, gas lamps flickering light along the length of the hallway. It looked just as Harry remembered it: eerie, cobwebbed, the outlines of the

Gustav Klimt The Fulfillment (detail I) painting

2008-11-12T19:54:00.000-08:00

Gustav Klimt The Fulfillment (detail I) paintingGustav Klimt The Embrace (detail_ square) paintingGustav Klimt The Beethoven Frieze painting
He had never been inside it before. It was small, but bright. There was a large poster of the Wizarding band the Weird Sisters on one wall, and a picture of Gwenog Jones, Captain of the all-witch Quidditch team the Holyhead Harpies, on the other. A desk stood facing the open window, which looked out over the orchard where he and Ginny had once played a two-a-side Quidditch with Ron and Hermione, and which now housed a large, pearly white marquee. The golden flag on top was level with Ginny's window.

　　　Ginny looked up into Harry's face, took a deep breath, and said, "Happy seventeenth."

"Yeah...thanks."

　　　She was looking at him steadily; he however, found it difficult to look back at her; it was like gazing into a brilliant light.

"Nice view," he said feebly, pointing toward with window.

She ignored this. He could not blame her.

"I couldn't think what to get you," she said.